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[Vi Et Armis]

There has got to be a serious way to do this:

1. every time a dwarf dies, take a DRINK (a shot of beer or a sip of a harder drink)
2. every time a mandate is made, take a DRINK
3. every time you fail a mandate, take a DRINK
4. every time a mandate failure results in death(s), take a SHOT
5. when you discover magma, take a SHOT
6. every time you get reinforcement, take a DRINK
7. every time you get ambushed, sieged, a FB, a mood, etc., take a DRINK

[Monk321654]

For every immigrant you get in a wave, take a shot.
For ever animal you get in immigration, take a shot.

[Farmerbob]

For every immigrant you get in a wave, take a shot.
For ever animal you get in immigration, take a shot.

Alcohol poisoning in 1 hour, lol.

[Carnes]

I'm willing to try this..

• Every time you fail a mandate, take a DRINK.  From Vi Et Armis
• Every year (or season?) without a death, take a shot.  From Girlinhat
• Every craft possession, take a shot.  From Girlinhat
• Everytime you see your dwarves kill a dwarf take a shot. Everytime you kill a noble take a shot.  From TheeBaconman

Also, shots can be substituted for 1/4 a beer.  But i'd rather do something like this on Ventrillo/Teamspeak/mumble/steam voice.  Anyone else interested?  We'll pick an hour, ready some drinks & snacks, then embark.  We can even exchange world seeds if people would like to give a go at the same place & time.  Anyone interested?

[Walton Simons]

Maybe you could record it.

[Khenal]

Every toy/instrument/mug/jewelry (totally useless) artifact, take a shot.  If a possession, take two

I hate artifacts that I can't even put on display to make the little retards happy.  So, of course, every artifact I get is along these lines...

[Neyvn]

For every immigrant you get in a wave, take a shot.

For every Migrant that arrives at your fort, you must take a SIP every 4mins of gameplay. IF you have not finished the number of required sips for the current Wave and another arrives, you must SHOT the remaining SIPs from the first wave and start a new count....

[Carnes]

First artifact coming up, a cheesemaker took over one of the craft workshops.  just drinking miller lite for now.

Edit:
This is a willow ring.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with willow and encircled with bands of oak, bismuth and pig tail fiber.  This object menaces with spikes of cat's eye.

On the item is an image of dwarves in ash.  The dwarves are traveling.  The artwork relates to the foundation of the Stabbedrelics by The Crazed Knife of the Tin Sabre in the early spring of 126

1/4 beer has been drunk.

Edit2:
Stopping for a while, unless someone wants to join me.  Conclusion, not enough drinking events!  Artifacts were the main cause for drinking.  So i'd like to throw some other suggestions out there.  Siege, take a drink.  I'm playing fortress defense mod but still early in the fort.  Only one siege so far.

[chewie]

Siege, take a drink.  I'm playing fortress defense mod but still early in the fort.  Only one siege so far.

Let's enhance this: Take a shot every time an outsider or a group of outsider appears on the site . Caravan, thief, snatcher, ambush, FB, siege, immigrants.
Maybe even the normal animals? You could control that.

[Girlinhat]

The point is not to get shitface dunk ASAP.  It's not a race.

[Number4]

The point is not to get shitface dunk ASAP.  It's not a race.

I'm not playing then.

[Carnes]

It was fun but i'd much rather do it with company.  I'm up for doing it again later tonight if someone wants to join.   Have to do normal friday night social stuff first though.  I'll be back around midnight EST.  Does anyone have a good suggestion for a DF steam community to join?  Something we can post events to and jump on voice with?

[Tharwen]

Wow, people are actually doing this?

I bet the game is vastly improved by alcohol. As long as you can still see where the dwarves are.

[Naz]

The point is not to get shitface dunk ASAP.  It's not a race.

Fuck you it isn't.

Also, I play by a variation of Tharwen's rules.
Step 1: start up dwarf fortress
Step 2: open a bottle of scotch
Step 3: get as drunk as your dwarves are
Step 4: become completely in tune with the dwarven mindset
Step 5: mind=blown

[Number4]

Fuck you it isn't.

Also, I play by a variation of Tharwen's rules.
Step 1: start up dwarf fortress
Step 2: open a bottle of scotch
Step 3: get as drunk as your dwarves are
Step 4: become completely in tune with the dwarven mindset
Step 5: mind=blown

That's the SPIRIT!

Step 2: open a bottle of scotch

That's THE spirit!