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anzki4

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 01:07:40 pm »
Quote from: Quarynn on June 22, 2011, 01:03:23 pm
Quote from: anzki4 on June 22, 2011, 01:02:29 pm
Undress every man on the ship and tailor a pirate flag from their clothes.

We don't have a needle, how can we?
Throw some dice to determine who is the lucky one. Rip off his nails and sharpen one of using the other ones. Then undress every man on the ship and tailor a pirate flag from their clothes, using the sharpened nail as a needle and someones hair as string.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 01:10:59 pm »
We didn't have strings did we? (rip off one's intestines)
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2011, 01:11:57 pm »
Quote from: Quarynn on June 22, 2011, 01:10:59 pm
We didn't have strings did we? (rip off one's intestines)
Hair will do.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2011, 01:13:31 pm »
Wait, what kind of a pirate ship has no needles or string?

This kind, I guess.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2011, 01:14:41 pm »
Eeh... What kind of pirate ship HAS needles and string? I doubt they'd need to sew stuff
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2011, 01:16:22 pm »
Quote from: Quarynn on June 22, 2011, 01:14:41 pm
Eeh... What kind of pirate ship HAS needles and string? I doubt they'd need to sew stuff
Well needles can be used to torture people. Also needles AND string can be used to sew someones missing body parts back on.

EDIT: Not to mention that they can be used to make a pirate flag.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2011, 01:18:47 pm »
I've been playing too much Puzzle Pirates, good pirates errywhere there
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2011, 01:36:03 pm »
Ye pull the drunk off the top, and ye strip him down to not even his bridges! Ye end up makin' this...

Ye find yerself a wee fishermen. But eh, ye can't be representing nothin' when ye have a flag like that 'lass.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2011, 01:41:38 pm »
Using the rapier make a cut on your toe, then paint a skull with bones on the flag
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2011, 02:45:03 pm »
ATTACK!
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2011, 03:18:11 pm »
Ye won again! Or finnaly. Look like one of ye Bucket of Maggots fell overboard when he was struck in the head with ye Paddle. What're wee going to do about him?
Plus, what about ye new boat? Burn it? The dead body?

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2011, 03:19:01 pm »
Get YE FLASK.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2011, 03:20:48 pm »
use his brains as paint! and use his guts as string
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2011, 03:21:34 pm »
Loot the fisher boat and rescue the drunk by fishing him out with the fishing pole
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2011, 03:22:47 pm »
We hunted it for FISH, EAT FISH
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