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Meanmelter

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Pirate Adventures!
« on: June 22, 2011, 11:48:57 am »
You are a pirate



You have a very small ship. No cool pirate-like flag, just a plane old white one. And where are you even heading to any who?

Three Crew.
1 Rapier
3 Cheap Overused Flintlock Pistols.
-40 glass pieces.
1 Cannon
-20 small Iron Balls.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 12:10:32 pm »
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 12:18:16 pm »
You're headed toward that merchant ship on the horizon to loot and pillage.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 12:19:29 pm »
You are heading toward that rather large fishing ship to get some food. You have fallen on hard times.
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Meanmelter

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 12:26:55 pm »
Quote from: choobakka on June 22, 2011, 12:10:32 pm
YOU ARE A PIRATE!



Ladies love pirates!

Quote from: Toaster on June 22, 2011, 12:18:16 pm
You're headed toward that merchant ship on the horizon to loot and pillage.
Oh yeah...

We can totally take them.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 12:28:51 pm by Meanmelter »
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Story of my life.

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2011, 12:29:19 pm »
Wait, you have two people...?

Right, I have an idea. They don't seem to have anyone aboard. See if you have any ropes.
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Meanmelter

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 12:33:03 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on June 22, 2011, 12:29:19 pm
Wait, you have two people...?

Right, I have an idea. They don't seem to have anyone aboard. See if you have any ropes.
You have yourself, and three crew, you don't know what that drunk is doing on top, that's not even a telescope...
You also have no rope.

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 12:35:24 pm »
Right, fire a cannon at the back, where the steering wheel would be most effective. Also, flintlock pistols already suck, how can they be worse?
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 12:52:27 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on June 22, 2011, 12:35:24 pm
Right, fire a cannon at the back, where the steering wheel would be most effective. Also, flintlock pistols already suck, how can they be worse?
Arrg! They be too drunk! Ye also think they be hearin' ya!
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 12:54:07 pm »
Right, swim out, get the cannon and move closer.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 12:58:40 pm »
SAIL BACK, SAIL BACK!!!
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 01:02:29 pm »
Undress every man on the ship and tailor a pirate flag from their clothes.
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 01:03:23 pm »
Quote from: anzki4 on June 22, 2011, 01:02:29 pm
Undress every man on the ship and tailor a pirate flag from their clothes.

We don't have a needle, how can we?
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Meanmelter

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 01:04:21 pm »
Ye Win! I think?
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huh. took a bunch of sleeping pills and slept in a pharmacist, wake up, i am now albino. 
Story of my life.

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 01:05:51 pm »
Hey, just to say, the stereotypical pirate talk was actually made up by a random actor playing a pirate. Most pirate accents were pretty varied, since not all of them came from the same place.

I can just tell I'll be a fun loving and easy going player for this adventure.

Find a fishing boat to rob of food. God, you are bloody hungry.
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