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Meanmelter

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2011, 11:07:49 pm »
He won' be needin' them anymore. Now he be stinkin' up the place and now you stink.

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huh. took a bunch of sleeping pills and slept in a pharmacist, wake up, i am now albino. 
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Meanmelter

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2011, 02:31:24 pm »
In the demise of everything your beard stands for, bump.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2011, 02:33:24 pm »
Well, you didn't have much anyway.

Sail towards land. Do you have a compass?

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You probably don't, do you?
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2011, 02:41:58 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on June 23, 2011, 02:33:24 pm
Well, you didn't have much anyway.

Sail towards land. Do you have a compass?

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You probably don't, do you?
No, but at least sailing over night might help with yer self-confidence while you slept.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2011, 02:43:34 pm »
OK then. Sleep.
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Meanmelter

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2011, 03:08:56 pm »
Ye dream about ye old ship. Man it surely was a dump. But it was your dump.

Land-Ho!
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2011, 03:19:04 pm »
Chanel your newly gained manliness in order to punch down that tree like a minecraft fellow!
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2011, 03:26:56 pm »
and then build a workbench
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2011, 03:31:19 pm »
Pick a fruit, and sniff it. That's always a good way of determining taste.
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Meanmelter

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2011, 03:46:16 pm »
In all ye manliness, I Command you to give me strength!
Well this isn't helping yer self-esteem 'lass.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2011, 03:46:54 pm »
Smash the coconut against the tree's hard bark, drink the wonderful juice.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2011, 03:49:57 pm »
Make a hole in the coconut and fuck it
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2011, 03:50:32 pm »
DO BOTH!
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2011, 03:56:57 pm »
One before the other, of course.
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Re: Pirate Adventures!
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2011, 04:04:35 pm »
yes that might work better
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Quote from: Jboy2000000 on October 02, 2013, 02:43:49 pm
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.
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