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[Meanmelter]

Beautiful lassie, though yer crew is horribly scared of ye now.

I think I understand why. Why ye be makin' rope out of a mans intestines? Yer just discusting! I respect that!

Inventory

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1 Rapier
3 Cheap Overused Flintlock Pistols.
-49 glass pieces.
1 Cannon
-19 small Iron Balls
20 Fish
-About 5 days.
5 Silver Harga Coins (Harga is a government)
1 Paddle
1 Intestine Rope
1 Fishing rod.

[Quarynn]

Knot the paddle on the side of the boat using intestine ropes, attach the hook of the fishing rod on the paddle's side and start rolling it

Pull the fishing rod as hard as you can and release it


PIRATE ENGINEERING! AUTOMATED PADDLEBOAT

[Fniff]

Search for more fishing boats to plunder.

[Quarynn]

Sell fish, recieve gold, spend gold on weapons / ship

[Meanmelter]

Arr, me ol' teacher would call that physics or something. Screw Physics.

Back to square one. You hate your life.

Inventory

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1 Rapier
1 Cheap Overused Flintlock Pistols.
-14 glass pieces.
5 Fish
-About 5 days.
5 Silver Harga Coins (Harga is a government)
Automatic Paddle Winder Doohickey

[Quarynn]

I'll do that again to get back

[Meanmelter]

I'll do that again to get back

Ye went too far, to fast? How ye going to remember the direction?

[Quarynn]

Look around for some land or a ship

[Meanmelter]

It be getting dark matey. At least ye don't see any high waves or storms. What is this boat doing way out here? Is this dead dude lost. Speaking of which, he smells worse than those drunks on the old vessel.
You shed a Girly tear...
If only you had a beard. You'd be manly.
If only.

[Furtuka]

Fashion ye self a false beard out of the dead mans hair. Or if he has a beard rip it off him and attach it to ye self

[stabbymcstabstab]

then use his bones and intestines to make a fishing rod to get fish! then use the intestines to have them pull the boat even faster! and name his skull Will

[Meanmelter]

Yargh! A manly beard! Its practically calling you to take it!

Well ye look at that. No one can see that big ol' grin behind ye beard!

then use his bones and intestines to make a fishing rod to get fish! then use the intestines to have them pull the boat even faster! and name his skull Will

You already have a fishing rod, and a hook, how about butchering him?

[stabbymcstabstab]

You already have a fishing rod, and a hook, how about butchering him?

its not piratey enough use his guts and bones as a fishing rod

[Meanmelter]

You already have a fishing rod, and a hook, how about butchering him?

its not piratey enough use his guts and bones as a fishing rod

You stole it, just like that beard. Its definitely Piratey.

[stabbymcstabstab]

i mean rip it out of his body... we could bucther him he would make good bait