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[Angel Of Death]

You get internet cookies if you guess which civ worshiped a god of Peace and Hospitality.

Elf!

[Replica]

You get internet cookies if you guess which civ worshiped a god of Peace and Hospitality.

Elf!

Goblin



I shit you not.

[Mekboy]

It's a combination of silly name and odd combination of form and sphere.

[Dorf3000]

I have in my current fortress Nitig Orshar Zekrim, a deity associated with nightmares.  Her name translates as Nitig the Webs of Snot.

Another one is Gósmer the Prince of Princesses.  Sadly he/she is not associated with rainbows and crossdressing.

[Naz]

I once had a fortress which was extremely enthusiastic about a certain god of suicide.

It didn't end well. It was a huge success.

Fixed.

[Ultimuh]

I once had a Diety whom I forgot the name of..
He was in the form of somesort of lion and was associated with mountains and fortresses.
And a lion was the symbol of the civ my dorfs originated from.
And for some reason, the engraver/mason I had really liked lions.
So I had plenty of statues and engravings of theese things.

One of my best forts, unfortunaly It didn't last long.

[Axedwarf]

I have a goddess of wealth and jewels, always taking the form of a young and pretty dwarfette, and laughing. That's pretty awesome.

I would worship her too, if I were a dwarf

[Nyxalinth]

Rope, not in any esoteric sense, just rope. Entire human civ worshiped it.

I don't see anything wrong in worshipping a god of bondage.

I was just about to comment on Shibari (not sure of spelling)

[Sscral]

    Torir Odroznuglush, "Torrir the Fatal Gutters"

 Torir the Fatal Gutters was a deity that occurs in the myths of the Tactical Post.
 Torir was most often depicted as a female dwarf and was associated with torture, misery, and blight.

[Arachu]

I once had a Goblin advise me to "experience trees".

And then there was that Human who commanded me to "experience fire"...

... And I just generated a world in which some Dwarves worship Komut Loottulips, the goddess of music, dance, misery and torture.

Now, that's a creed I can get behind. Let's throw some polytheism in and invite Nasnok the Seduction of Scalding (Human goddess of revenge, lies, trickery, and treachery), and we can have a show pitting the Goblins of Depressed Flies against the Elves of the Moral Growls.

With masochoreography.

And there used to be a Human entity called the Fellowship of Muffins!

[Karnewarrior]

And there used to be a Human entity called the Fellowship of Muffins!

Three muffins for the Elven pussies under open sky
Seven for dwarf kings with their ballscrafts of stone
Nine for idiot humans doomed to die
One for Ironblood, along with several crumpets and a nice cup of tea.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.
One Muffin to rule them all.
One muffin to find them.
One muffin to bring them all,
And in the frosts, eat them.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.

[Arachu]

And there used to be a Human entity called the Fellowship of Muffins!

Three muffins for the Elven pussies under open sky
Seven for dwarf kings with their ballscrafts of stone
Nine for idiot humans doomed to die
One for Ironblood, along with several crumpets and a nice cup of tea.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.
One Muffin to rule them all.
One muffin to find them.
One muffin to bring them all,
And in the frosts, eat them.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.

Oh my god... HOW DO THE PIES FIT IN!?

[Veetor]

I once got a god of chaos and order. I don't know if that is stupid or if it's awesome.

[Megaman_zx]

i looked in the legends and came across a god of lungfish.

if goblins can do it..... i guess lungfish can too....... or not.

[Karnewarrior]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And there used to be a Human entity called the Fellowship of Muffins!

Three muffins for the Elven pussies under open sky
Seven for dwarf kings with their ballscrafts of stone
Nine for idiot humans doomed to die
One for Ironblood, along with several crumpets and a nice cup of tea.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.
One Muffin to rule them all.
One muffin to find them.
One muffin to bring them all,
And in the frosts, eat them.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.

Oh my god... HOW DO THE PIES FIT IN!?

They fit in around the time that Jreengus loses the One Muffin to Cacame in a bet on a game of riddles.

Spoiler: SPOILER ALERT! (click to show/hide)

Jreengus is actually uRIST, CORRUPTED BY THE oiNE MUFFIN INTO SOMETHING THAT NO LONGER RESEMBLES A DWARF!!!!!!!11!1!!!!1ONEONEELEVEN