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Trippin

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Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« on: June 05, 2011, 06:16:09 pm »

Hey, i don't really post all too much but i just came across something pretty cool. here is the main god in my fort.

Noram the emancipation of Liberating, the deity of Freedom, usually depicted as a male dwarf.

Does that mean i have American dwarves worshiping a Abraham Lincoln deity? sounds like it to me.
also, inspiring engraving:

The Polished Bodice-Engraved on the wall is a well designed image of Noram the emancipation of Liberating, the diety of freedom, depicted as a male dwarf and dwarves by datan medtobotung. Noram the emancipation of liberating is striking a triumphant pose.Noram the emancipation of liberating is surrounded by the dwarves.

so post your interesting and or funny/stupid gods here.




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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2011, 07:22:27 pm »

Not the deity, but the worshiper: A little girl who told my adventurer to consider suicide and that "Life is, in a word, death." Procedurally generated deities+Procedurally generated phrases=Weirdness.

I also had a deity of, among other things, rain and fire.  ???
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2011, 07:41:19 pm »

Rope, not in any esoteric sense, just rope. Entire human civ worshiped it.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2011, 08:36:06 pm »

I found one or more dwarves in my fortress worshiping some god with a name involving a laboring gerbil. This same group of dwarves were also avid worshipers of Reg.
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2011, 08:45:17 pm »

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Rope, not in any esoteric sense, just rope. Entire human civ worshiped it.

I don't see anything wrong in worshipping a god of bondage.

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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2011, 09:06:35 pm »

Rope, not in any esoteric sense, just rope. Entire human civ worshiped it.

Life, in a word, is rope.
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2011, 09:29:43 pm »

Rope, not in any esoteric sense, just rope. Entire human civ worshiped it.

He is a devout worshiper of +pig tail fiber rope+
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 01:45:34 am »

I once had a force (elven god I believe) in the world: Ale.

Somehow related to the nature, I don't remember.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 02:02:46 am »

I once had a fortress which was extremely enthusiastic about a certain god of suicide.

It didn't end well.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 02:47:31 am »

"Life is, in a word, death."

That.. actually makes sense. Think about it, we are born to die.
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2011, 03:27:48 am »

I once had a force (elven god I believe) in the world: Ale.

Somehow related to the nature, I don't remember.
afair all elven gods are "associated with rivers and nature".
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 04:25:15 am »

You get internet cookies if you guess which civ worshiped a god of Peace and Hospitality.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2011, 04:31:27 am »

Gobbos?
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2011, 04:33:49 am »

i doubt they have gods at all.
why should you worship someone who can't punch your face or eat your eyes for breakfast?
if you're goblin, i mean
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2011, 04:36:17 am »

Hm, good point. A quick raw dive says goblins are athiest, so I'm out.
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