Sit down and watch. No need to get involved.
You sit down on the floor and watch the fight. You watch that fight and stay out of conflict good. (6) So good, in fact, that you've learned how to avoid being seen, even when there are no bushes (exploding or not) around. Absolutely nobody notices you.
Skill point gained: How not to be seenHeal the broken foot as fast as possible with improvised healing and duct tape. If not possible, attemp to ninja igor again
You rush up to the woman with the changing clothes. She appears to have a broken foot! Maybe science can help! You combine Improvised healing, "Medicine", and !!SCIENCE!! to create the ability Improvised "Improvements". You rush to heal her foot. (2) (sanity:3) You manage not to make it worse, at least... But you fixed nothing.
Combine Fire Extiguishing (Ceasing Oxygenation[Fire is the rapid oxygenation of objects]) Spell making and spell casting to create...
Cellular Extinguishment! - Completely stops ATP and cellular respiration in a target.
SCIENCE!
ALSO METAPHORICAL BECAUSE I EXTINGUISH THE LIGHT OF YOUR SOUL BUT IN A BIT MORE LITERAL SENSE.
You use what you've learned from stopping your arms from burning and your biology classes at UU to extinguish the FIRES of their SOULS! (1) Or that was the idea. Instead, you manage to make your (BP:5) left arm die and fall off. You have no idea how that worked, so you don't learn the spell.. Also, you have one arm. Thank gods there's an Igor over there.
Knife flurry the third, ... no i dont know what happened to the second
(You were so sneaky that you managed to escape those crazy cultists. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. I didn't forget you were surrounded or anything) Knife flurry! Time for pain... (1) For you... You drop your knives on your (BP:3) left leg! (damage:6) And somehow manage to cut your own foot off! HOW DID YOU DO THAT? Your foot is on the ground now... Hey! An Igor!
Take off my shoes and turn them into 6 inch deadly stilettos
Double stiletto ninja chuck!
Hey! Those literal stiletto heels are in fashion among the Assassin women, right? And you have shoes! (5) You change your shoes into 6-inch daggers that just happen to have foot slots. And then you throw them at a pair of cultists. (4,6(+1 dam)) You throw both very well at the beefiest cultists around... (dodge:5,1) And one dodges like a... Dodging... Thing... The other turns INTO the heel of pain (dam+1). (BP:5) The knife lodges into the cultist's right arm, (damage:1+1+1) slicing it slightly. You are a lot more confident in your clothing-weapon skills.
Skill points gained:
Clothing Weaponization
Knife ThrowingPut socks on fists. Then start punching.
You take out a bottle of booze (Part of Dwarven Attire - Don't question it) and take a swig. Then you begin the SOCKPUNCHING. You charge at a nearby cultist! (6+1(+1 dam)) (dodge:5) You take a mighty swing at the cultist and hit him in the (BP:4) left side. (damage:2+1) He looks a little winded. But not that hurt.
Skill point gained: Punchin'Statuses:
Name: Darvi
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male?
Description: ... he's a dwarf. They all look the same anyway.
Occupation: Sockmaker. You can never have enough socks.
Skillpoints:
-Clothworking: Can weave, sew, or stitch any kind of cloth. Preferably into foot-shaped containers.
-Brawling: fluent in the international language of violence, and can use underhanded tactics that might come in handy in a bar fight
-Darvinism: Survival of the fittest, man! And by "fit" I mean "drunk". Does anything better when inebriated.
-Half-Brick location
-Punchin'
Abilities:
HALF BRICK IN A SOCK - a mighty user of the famed weapon of the wizzard Rincewind. Half-brick finding + Clothworking + Brawling
Sockpunch: Clothesworking+Brawling+Darvinism
Background: By day, he is a humble sockmaker, but at night, he is... The sockpuncher! In the Ankh-Morporkian sport of bar brawling he is known for either wearing socks as gloves, or clocking people with said article of clothing.
Inventory: Iron Hat, Many pairs of =Leather Socks=, dwarven attire, battleaxe, 20 $AM
Name: Ponder Stibbons Derm
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Description: A medium height man with brown hair and green eyes. Likes to wear a cross between a labcoat and a robe. His hat is high and yea, it is mighty. Tarnish not his majestic TOWERING PILLAR OF HATTES.
Occupation: SCIENTIST WIZZARD
Skill Points:
Spell making - Is able to create spells.
Spell casting - Is able to cast spells expertly
Parkour - Is able to move quickly and dodge around objects as if weren't there.
Extinguishing flames
Abilities:
Spell making+Casting+Parkour: Dodgification
Background: Growing up, this man always felt the need to learn more about how the universe worked, through magic or science. This of course was completely impossible and backfired after a few disasters at the prestigious UU, but he did learn that there are some things that can be manipulated to receive a desired outcome. And thus the Scientific Method of Magic was born.
Inventory: Robe, Pointy Hat, Staff with a Knob on the End, 40 $AM
Name: Faelan
Species: Werewolf
Gender: Male
Description: A little Short for a werewolf, faelan wears long pants, but goes barefoot and barechested, not wanting to rely on clothing that he could loose
Occupation: Assasin
Skills:
1)Quiet Movement,
2)rappid claw attack,
3)Aimed attack,
-Dodging projectiles
Abilities:
Stealth Takedown: Quietly approach someone, then place a few rappid claw attacks in vulnerable locations
Return Fire (dodging+rapid strike+aimed attack): Dodge an arrow and throw it back.
Background: Faelan cannot remember a time where he was not a werewolf, he uses that in his job as an assasin, it is hard to disarm someone of claws
Inventory: Pants, lots of knives in pants, 50 $AM
Name: Fiorelli Gucci
Species: Minor Anthropomorphic Personification
Gender: Female
Description: Overly thin girl who looks barely 18. Black hair and thick black rimmed glasses. Wears a red cocktail robe with a semi-translucent cape/hood a la red riding hood. Her accessories change pretty much every time someone sees her. She is currently carrying a ruby red purse, a red broach in her hair, "wizard of Oz" red slippers and white gold bracers.
Occupation: Goddess of Fashion
Skill Points: (or an ability):
1. Clothing Morph
2. Fashion Savvy
3. Clothing blend
-Intimidating Dress
-Clothing Weaponization
-Knife Throwing
Background: She uses her powers to update their style selections of the vain who worship her sometimes. She perfers doing the fairy godmother thing and doing style favours for the poor and fashionably needy. She is known to curse those who displease her by changing their footwear into lead cloggs, dresses into burlap sacks, and purses into rancid skunk-skin.
Inventory: Variable clothing, 20 $AM
Name: John Smith
Species: Zombie
Gender: Male
Description: A dead-handsome man. Who just happens to be... Well, dead. Brown hair, green eyes, rotting skin, but not too badly. Yet.
Occupation: Charismatic Salesman!!
Skill Points: The Art of Charisma!! Makes people stop doing anything to do with him (ie chasing, talking to, kissing, etc...) while he retrieves body parts! (An ability which does naught but introduce lols!).
-(1) Extremity Retriever
-(1) Quick Talker
-(1) Stopping Power
-James Bond Dodge
-How Not To Be Seen
Background: Before death, he was an extremely charismatic salesman. With a bowtie he claimed was the color of magic (it was really just faded gray). After death, he is merely a charismatic salesman who happens to have body parts falling off.
Inventory: Nice suit, LOTS OF GLUE, stapler, tape, 30 $AM
Name: Igor
Species: Igor (
)
Gender: Male
Description: A short sinister looking man with a rather big hump. Always angry and carrying a heavy oak walking cane. (The cane is his weapon, count it as a mace
)
Occupation: "Medic"
Skill Points:
-(2) "Medicine" Can "heal" people. Or not. Usually not, but it doesnt matter.
-(1) Mad science: he has quite a lot of knowledge about !!SCIENCE!! because of his works with Dr. Frank (Not THAT Frank)
-Nonconsensual Organ Extraction
-improvised healing
Abilities:
Probably healing(medicine(2)+!!SCIENCE!!): Heal them. With !!SCIENCE!! Requires a sanity check. On a 1, they're different...
Background: Working as a "medic" in his hometown (Igortown?) at first, he started working with a "scientist" in his lab as an assistant. When Dr. Frank died, he left to find a good work to try his chance on !!Mad "Medicine"!!.
Also, he has a pet meat golem (basketball-sized, a meat ball with arms. It smells. Im not going to say HOW, but it smells. A lot.) Nope. No meat golem.
Inventory: Cane, Dark clothing, Mad Doctor's Bag, 40 $AM
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