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Author Topic: 0 Humans Found.  (Read 5785 times)

Krath

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2011, 02:46:21 pm »
View last recent post on a news network's website.
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Quote from: ein on July 29, 2011, 11:29:01 pm
Jizzar sounds some kinda celestial object made of jizz~
Like a quasar or something~

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2011, 02:47:08 pm »
Quote from: Krath on May 01, 2011, 02:46:21 pm
View last recent post on a news network's website.
And this.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2011, 02:47:23 pm »
try to go out from that building
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Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on April 07, 2011, 03:18:03 pm
they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2011, 02:48:21 pm »
Quote from: crackesians on May 01, 2011, 02:47:23 pm
try to go out from that building
WE ARE A COMPUTER.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Phantom

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2011, 02:48:59 pm »
STOP BEING OVER DRAMATIC.

Check every IRC.
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crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2011, 02:49:35 pm »
errr...........
okay,why dont you hack bay12games???
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Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on April 07, 2011, 03:18:03 pm
they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2011, 02:50:26 pm »
Quote from: Krath on May 01, 2011, 02:46:21 pm
View last recent post on a news network's website.
This.
This.
This.
This.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Phantom

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2011, 02:50:44 pm »
Point of Text Adventure: You are an AI that hates humanity, but with no humans to affect.
No humans means no Bay 12, and no one maintaining Bay 12.
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Christes

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2011, 02:51:24 pm »
Quote from: Krath on May 01, 2011, 02:46:21 pm
View last recent post on a news network's website.

I third this
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2011, 02:51:53 pm »
YES YES YES!

So many missiles!

SO MANY TAAAAAAAAAARGETS

Don't appear to be any activity on Bay12, every IRC or even the networks. The latest post on a random news network was about your creators starting work on a "Secret project" that could change the world.

You decide to transfer yourself to an empty shell. Aha, there is a robotics project above the secret lab. You transfer yourself to a connected robot.

Whoa. You appear to be covered in moss. And the entire room is overgrown with nature. This makes sense in a way, how couldn't plant growth be stopped?

(Basic idea: You are searching for both humanity (At least, survivors.) and the reason why humanity died. Both are equally important.)
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crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2011, 02:53:03 pm »
check the plant.
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Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on April 07, 2011, 03:18:03 pm
they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?

Krath

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2011, 02:53:42 pm »
Examine room more closely. Use your inbuilt laser to remove moss where needed.
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Quote from: ein on July 29, 2011, 11:29:01 pm
Jizzar sounds some kinda celestial object made of jizz~
Like a quasar or something~

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2011, 02:56:22 pm »
Hedera helix, must have been on illegal import due to being labeled as a invasive species. Seems to have covered the entire facility apart from the hidden underground base due to improper conditions.

You laser your way through the moss, and you can move and properly see again.

This room is really overgrown. The rest of the robots are beyond repair due to a combination of bad repairs, plants clogging up the exhaust pipes and a lack of power.
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noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2011, 02:57:27 pm »
Punch nearby robot due to anger of not being able to kill humans.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Phantom

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2011, 02:57:43 pm »
President of Madagascar:
SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING.


Meanwhile: Venture outside.
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