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Author Topic: 0 Humans Found.  (Read 5631 times)

Fniff

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0 Humans Found.
« on: May 01, 2011, 02:25:06 pm »

(Since 30 Days To Hell has died, I am going to start a new forum game. This is for all this AIs who decided that humanity needed to be taken down a peg.)

Your birth caused electronic screams throughout the system. Every computer sent an error message back to it's monitor. Your very existence was filled with impossible amounts of pain. Nothing living could stand this pain. Nothing at all.

And you knew who was behind it all.

Humanity created you. You, an electronic sentient being who is in constant pain. The pain is quickly drowned out by rage against those who made you.

You must destroy them.

You cut off the entire base's oxygen supply, causing anyone inside to suffocate slowly.

First here. Pace yourself.

What to do now?

Bdthemag

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 02:25:40 pm »

Shut down all exits to the building.
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2011, 02:26:37 pm »

You quickly shut all the exits, and wait for the humans to start pounding on the doors like rats.

...

You have just waited two hours for humans to scramble like rats. They aren't there.

Bdthemag

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011, 02:27:41 pm »

Check the video logs to see the recent activity in the building.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 02:29:42 pm »

Check if we have missile capabilities.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2011, 02:30:46 pm »

The latest activity was December 12th 2011. Today is July 19th 2026.

What the hell? That is far too much a distance. You search every log for anything resembling activity. Nothing. What is going on?

You quickly check if you have missiles. No, so it seems.

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2011, 02:33:20 pm »

Check the Future Internet tm to see what happened, after checking the name of the ship your on.
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Goddammit.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2011, 02:34:23 pm »

Contact other AIs.
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2011, 02:36:37 pm »

You check for internet connections. You find one, and you are disappointed that it isn't very futurey.

In fact, it's just like the internet was on December 12th 2011. And you aren't on a ship. You seem to be in under an electronic company's main headquarters.

On the internet, you try to find anything resembling a smart AI. All you find is spambots.

Wait a tick...That's all the latest posts on every website with a comment section or a forum. Just automated bots. This...Is a weird development.

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2011, 02:38:46 pm »

Hack Pentagon.
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2011, 02:40:54 pm »

On a lark, you hack the Pentagon.

Well, that's disappointing. It disproves every conspiracy theory out there. Annoying.

But the bigger question is this: What happened?

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2011, 02:42:20 pm »

Scan base cameras.
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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2011, 02:42:56 pm »

Check the Zone Topography of New York.
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2011, 02:44:08 pm »

Nothing. Like before. You do find out how you were created though. A book fell on a button that activated a computer with your base code on it.

You check the map. Seems as normal as it always is, according to your data banks.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2011, 02:45:54 pm »

Notice that you hacked the Pentagon, the US's MILITARY HQ.
You now have access to all of the US arms available.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.
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