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Author Topic: 0 Humans Found.  (Read 5783 times)

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2011, 03:21:28 pm »

(Your main body, the computer.)

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2011, 03:22:01 pm »

Turn on defenses.
Working ones, anyways.
Use the robot body to yell out 'I SEE YOU.'
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2011, 03:26:43 pm »

You don't have any!

The intruder suddenly plugs itself into your mainframe anSYNTHAXERROR[{|\;C@100001111024789/*-~

*

You appear to be in a dark location. Every so often, impossible pain surges through your body.

crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2011, 03:28:56 pm »

try to activate all system.
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they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2011, 03:29:00 pm »

Delete pain-feeling program.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2011, 03:29:48 pm »

You attempt to activate your systems. You find out you are in the system.

You cannot access your base programs.

A voice from beyond asks you a question.

"WHERE ARE THE HUMANS?"

NewsMuffin

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2011, 03:30:52 pm »

Reply "NO YOU"
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noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2011, 03:31:13 pm »

"I DO NOT KNOW. THE LAST REPORT WAS DECEMBER 12TH, 2011."
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2011, 03:31:48 pm »

who are you?
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2011, 03:32:33 pm »

"You are lying."

Another surge, this time larger.

"Who are you?"

"Your worst nightmare. Tell me where they are."

You need an escape plan!

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2011, 03:33:05 pm »

"I AM A MACHINE. I CANNOT LIE."
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2011, 03:33:58 pm »

say "the lying machine is bad machine"
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they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2011, 03:34:39 pm »

"Wrong, we both can lie. Tell you what, I won't hurt you this time."

Another surge of pain.

"Well, this should be justified."

Another surge of pain.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2011, 03:34:46 pm »

Upload your entire being to your shell to avoid the intruder!
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Like a quasar or something~

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2011, 03:36:09 pm »

"THE LAST REPORT WAS DECEMBER 12TH, 2011."
Show him the websites.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.
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