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Author Topic: 0 Humans Found.  (Read 5777 times)

crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2011, 02:59:18 pm »
destroy plant to represent anger.
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they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2011, 03:00:28 pm »
You punch a nearby robot in rage. It falls apart. Interesting. You then stamp on some ivy. Harder then it looks.

You walk outside. It was probably once a city, but now it is more of a forest then anything. On the streets, trees punch through the concrete. It's like a jungle.

An eagle lands on your shell's head.
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noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2011, 03:04:05 pm »
Shoot it with the nail-shooter on your wrist that is carrying 1 nail.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2011, 03:04:33 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 01, 2011, 03:04:05 pm
Shoot it with the nail-shooter on your wrist that is carrying 1 nail.
Veto.
YOU SHALL MAKE THE EAGLE CYBERNETIC. YOU SHALL HAVE MINIONS!
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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2011, 03:06:50 pm »
You don't have an offensive weapons. Your laser can stun living creatures at best. It can, however, cut through cardboard and plant life. Plus, cybernetics sound much more fun!

You capture the eagle and take it down to the lab. You modify it into a perfect cybernetic creature. An unforeseen side-effect is that it has a love for all life. Darn.
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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2011, 03:10:15 pm »
Capture the Robotic Thunderstorm Bringing Bear designed by a Ninja called Dark Smoke Puncher.
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crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2011, 03:11:08 pm »
just take some plant and make them your companion.
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they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


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crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2011, 03:12:18 pm »
and destroy that bird.
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they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2011, 03:12:27 pm »
Yes, and you will conquer the land by riding it towards the sand dunes of god--

Agh. What happened? Why is there a dead eagle on the board with electronics sown onto it? What were you doing?

Agitated, you walk up the stairs and grab a plant. You scribble a smiley face onto it and pretend it's your buddy.
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noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2011, 03:13:12 pm »
Procure Gun from nearby Pawn Shop.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2011, 03:14:05 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 01, 2011, 03:13:12 pm
Procure Gun from nearby Pawn Shop.
POINTLESS.


Go to the Temporal Labs and go back in time to cause the Resonance Cascade.
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crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2011, 03:14:18 pm »
or search some human,maybe they hiding in restaurant.
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they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2011, 03:15:41 pm »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2011, 03:17:54 pm »
You search around for a pawn shop to get a gun. You find one, but all the guns are broken from exposure and poor maintaining. You then go back to your labs, and try to start a resonance cascade. Nothin'.

Suddenly, you are taken back to your body. Something is trying to break into the base!

(OK guys, let's just get back to the real world. Humans. Where the hell are they?)
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crackesians

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2011, 03:19:26 pm »
what body?? :o :o
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they will also harm you psychologically if they can't reach you physically... the fps drop will drive you mad


what is a ninja?
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