Me and Sprin decided to Co-op on a previously single-player mission to take back some mines from the dark-elves. However, the only other save was so horribly underleveled that he was pretty much guaranteed to be useless, so we accentuated that fact by stripping him of his armor (sans gloves, helmet and boots) and giving him not a war axe or dwarven great-hammer, but a small club.
He proceeded to do as much if not more damage as a level 2 naked dwarf than my glowing, enchanted human archer (lvl 10). Captain Underpants may have needed a respawn every two and a half seconds but holy hell he killed a
fucking lizard rider and his entourage of priestesses alone.
As if the game was rewarding us for being so fucking off our rockers, we found a enchanted Club of Disruption +1. Normally a throwaway artifact, now one of the most powerful weapons in our arsenal. It's dealing damage on par with my enchanted mace, his ADHD acrobat-dwarf-nudist-barbarian-madman-ogrekin-bearded-alchoholic-midget-with-an-attitude is jumping around like a pro halo player, dodging enough poisonbolts and iceballs to kill a dragon, and he's slaughtering hordes of drow. in his underpants. with a (enchanted) club.
His warcry is YOLO and his name is Beodwarf.
What the fuck have we done.
Dark Alliance for the Xbox
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