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[miauw62]

So, a random engie set up a turret on the bridge and was shooting random people. I arrive as medic and run around the bridge pillars to confuse him, and manage to kick his ass. MEDIC POWAZ FTW!

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Planetside 2

[revo]

I've destroyed about 600 missiles with minimum PD and slow ships.

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Aurora

[Astral]

As a jungle Shyvanna who had the enemy team in my jungle at level 1, stealing my red, I managed to make a huge comeback despite only having 2 other people in the game I could trust, one of whom was level 20 and at an inherent disadvantage due to lack of a full rune or mastery pages, and the other having to be a support Janna due to a clueless instalock Kog'Maw who didn't do a damn thing until he was near full temp.

Their attempts at countering my jungle were met with me actually getting angry with the tranquil fury of a dragon (IE: Me absolutely tearing through them and everything they love. End up trashing Hecarim, Ezreal and the rest of their team at 23/6/17, 300k damage dealt with the next closest being around 210k.

You won't like me when I'm angry as Shyv.

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League of Legends

[itisnotlogical]

On Bespin: Platforms, I finally managed to get a dropship fully loaded with stupid NPC soldiers, then proceeded to land the thing right on top of an enemy Command Post. Those NPC's and I managed to take the enemy's half of the map in one go, leaving them trapped in the "battleground" Command Post near the center of the map.

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Star Wars: Battlefront.

[revo]

On Bespin: Platforms, I finally managed to get a dropship fully loaded with stupid NPC soldiers, then proceeded to land the thing right on top of an enemy Command Post. Those NPC's and I managed to take the enemy's half of the map in one go, leaving them trapped in the "battleground" Command Post near the center of the map.

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Star Wars: Battlefront.

this reminds me of using grenades to blow vader out of the windows in the tunnels on that map. good times were had on that game.

[Karnewarrior]

On Bespin: Platforms, I finally managed to get a dropship fully loaded with stupid NPC soldiers, then proceeded to land the thing right on top of an enemy Command Post. Those NPC's and I managed to take the enemy's half of the map in one go, leaving them trapped in the "battleground" Command Post near the center of the map.

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Star Wars: Battlefront.

this reminds me of using grenades to blow vader out of the windows in the tunnels on that map. good times were had on that game.

*Wheeze* *Wheeze*
Bow before the power of the dark si- *boom!*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Reudh]

Aided by the tattered remains of my team, from my murderhole I managed to whittle down the opponent's forces from 28 -> 14 before they overwhelmed our defenses. There was four of us defending.

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King Arthur's Gold

[Zombi]

XPR-50 + dual KAP's make a great sniper class. 19-9.

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COD: BLOPS2

[FritzPL]

I was trying to find a Njerpezit to kill, so I could trade his things for a masterwork broad axe that was apparently worth more than a collection of 9 leather belts made from a reindeer.
I found one, and moved in for a kill. When I zoomed in, he was about 9 steps away from me, so I tried to hide. He spotted me and rushed at me straight away, and I sent an arrow in his direction.

It hit him in the fucking groin and knocked him out cold.

I started walking towards him, willing to finish him with a spear, when he woke up and rushed at me - I only managed to equip another arrow when he was already attacking me. I did a quick dodge, and got tactical advantage, which I used to stick another arrow in his head.

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Unreal World

[Smashness]

Used a Fury spell on a wild goat, then got surprised by the fact that goats actually have an attack animation.

WE SHALL GO FAR TOGETHER, MY GOAT GUARDIAN.

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Skyrim

[Akura]

Nearly lost a force of grenadiers to two Bavarian frigates as they were busy boarding ferries to cross over to the Bavarian side of the map. However, my 15 cannons had not yet boarded, and promptly ripped them to shreds. I lost only one grenadier to that(and I had accidently made a few more than I needed, so he was quickly replaced), and lost another 169 during the actual attack while the musketeers I dropped later shot up the Bavarian town. But the grenadiers eventually won, by bombing the last enemy town center to pieces after the musketeers killed off all their peasants.

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Cossacks: Art of War expansion. Grenadiers: too stupid to throw grenades while in formation.

On Bespin: Platforms, I finally managed to get a dropship fully loaded with stupid NPC soldiers, then proceeded to land the thing right on top of an enemy Command Post. Those NPC's and I managed to take the enemy's half of the map in one go, leaving them trapped in the "battleground" Command Post near the center of the map.

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Star Wars: Battlefront.

this reminds me of using grenades to blow vader out of the windows in the tunnels on that map. good times were had on that game.

*Wheeze* *Wheeze*
Bow before the power of the dark si- *boom!*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Huh, I usually just land a fighter on top of heroes. I remember my first accidental kill of the otherwise indestructable heroes, I accidentally ran over Mace Windu in a Hailfire.

[Splint]

The Rassarcan Empire, after becoming a seemingly weak place but center to global religeon (founded all but Judaism, mostly in its second most significant city Granite Coast or far flung Iron Forest,) Science, and having built every wonder up to that point aside from the Temple of Solomon only judaism's founder gets, Utterly steamrolled over Asoka of the Indian Empire until I ran out of troops to leave behind at the cities my army of knights took.

The blitzkreiging was aided by my comparitivly small empire's massive industrial base and huge coffers allowing for a massive army. The utter railroading up the hind parts was glorious for my troops doing the railing.

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Civilization IV

[FritzPL]

Cossacks: Art of War expansion. Grenadiers: too stupid to throw grenades while in formation.

How the bloody hell do you play that on a Win7? It just doesn't work for me.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

The Russian Army was renowned for it's stubbornness under fire, it only makes sense the games about Russians work on everything.

[FritzPL]

Well, having Ukrainian roots, you'd think I'd deal with that.


I basically had a climax when I found out that I got myself an Elite Liberal president, a moderate House, a conservative Senate, and an agenda thing to purge the conservatives from the Supreme Court, all in 4 years, without killing a single person. There also was a proposition to purge the conservatives from the Supreme Court that failed, but I guess you can't have everything.
Best thing?
Playing it in the school library, against the rules, with a public of 20 people.

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Liberal Crime Squad