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Nirur Torir

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 35: Really Epic Rolls. I hate you guys sometimes.
« Reply #570 on: June 03, 2011, 06:59:09 pm »

Well, where to start? You're so ugly, you're off the chart. Can't even run, lest you fall apart. You'd ignite from just one flame dart. I can't comment on your stink; my nose blocked itself 'fore I could blink. Your only friends belong buried, (though never again will you be bogged down and married). Lemmie throw on your idea of power some ink - You have it, you think?

I use a powered up form of planeshift to transfer the floor over a volcano, where it shall hover thanks to Rule of Cool. Or whatever causes important boss battles to have bizarre backgrounds. There's probably a trope for it, but I don't really have time to look.

Check this out, it'll make you pout. I can blink from near death, fate-guided like Macbeth. So long as I quest for the stone, on and on my story'll drone. You'll not stop me. If need be: forever and ever, I'm destiny's lever.

I transfer the floor back into place, lest it cause me some sort of massive penalty.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 35: Really Epic Rolls. I hate you guys sometimes.
« Reply #571 on: June 03, 2011, 07:02:03 pm »

Turn coming up, so you better get this party started. Also, Schilcote, no MC Megatron or whatever you'll call yourself after The Plan.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 35: Really Epic Rolls. I hate you guys sometimes.
« Reply #572 on: June 03, 2011, 07:15:51 pm »

Turn coming up, so you better get this party started. Also, Schilcote, no MC Megatron or whatever you'll call yourself after The Plan.

I'll still be the same after The Plan. My body isn't going to be modified at all, Behemoth's systems will just amplify and rebroadcast my thaumic field. In other worlds, I'll only be Behemoth as long as I'm in it. After I'm done I can just open the door and climb out (I'll carry a strong rope ladder in there with me).

But yeah, I was planning on having a mile-tall dueling guitar battle.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 35: Really Epic Rolls. I hate you guys sometimes.
« Reply #573 on: June 03, 2011, 08:22:30 pm »

Well, where to start? You're so ugly, you're off the chart. Can't even run, lest you fall apart. You'd ignite from just one flame dart. I can't comment on your stink; my nose blocked itself 'fore I could blink. Your only friends belong buried, (though never again will you be bogged down and married). Lemmie throw on your idea of power some ink - You have it, you think?

I use a powered up form of planeshift to transfer the floor over a volcano, where it shall hover thanks to Rule of Cool. Or whatever causes important boss battles to have bizarre backgrounds. There's probably a trope for it, but I don't really have time to look.

Check this out, it'll make you pout. I can blink from near death, fate-guided like Macbeth. So long as I quest for the stone, on and on my story'll drone. You'll not stop me. If need be: forever and ever, I'm destiny's lever.
You throw down some sick rhymes. And prepare for the Boss Stage. FINAL BOSS. (5) You shift the floor over a volcano in the Earth Plane, where there's a portal to the Plane of Fire. You are now in a cavern with magma running down the walls. Aw yeah. "Well look at this dick with his planeshifting trick. Cutscene powers won't help you: my moves are too sick! I'm bustin' rhymes, dropping knowledge like Plato! You're running out of time 'fore ya dry up like Play-Do! I'm gonna have my skeleton crew hassle you and before I'm through you'll rue the day you decided to attack me, DJ Phylactery, you think you can lay the smack to me? Bitch please! I got more mooks than you got brain cells, demons from the Nine Hells, got so many even I can't tell! I got the powers of a god, and I trod all over your plodding ass, like a patch of grass, with the magical spells that I cast!" He uses the power of the beat to enhance the fire plane portal, sending more lava shooting out from the walls. (dodge:2-1, 4, 6) He moves easily out of the way, and not a single drop goes towards the spectators, but a huge drop strikes your (BP:2) chest! (damage:2-1+1) The lava is deflected by your superior armor, and you prepare to lay some unholy beats on this undead muthafucker. However, he's distracted by the spell he cast, and Nirur has a chance to lay some HOLY smackdown. (2 vs 1) Neither seems to try very hard, but Nirur comes forth in a blaze of holy might to destroy these monsters.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUU

RAGE THROUGH THAT MAZE TO THE FUCKING STONE AND ACTIVATE THAT BITCH
At least you might be able to get a hook hand. Or some bionic stuff. Anyway, you head for the maze and prepare to enter, wielding your sword in your 1/2bladekind Specibus left hand. Time to enter the maze. (6) You go into the maze and use your superior Orc intellect to find the center. Where there's a minotaur. An undead minotaur. Being ridden by that goddamn lich again. Seriously? It's like some god of random encounters is obsessed with this character. He says, "Looks like ye lost an arm thar. Weel, we can be havin' anyone walkin around with just one arm. So you're not gonna be walkin' around any longer." You can see the blue glow of the stone from a cavern behind him. (3) He charges at you on the back of his minotaur! (dodge:5) You swim out of the way, and he turns around and looks at you. "Ye know, I be quite angry that ye be avoidin' me. Why don't ye just die already? Because I'll give ye' a spot on th' crew. When yer dead."
Use that really sharp thing and SAM while BREATHING FIRE AND SHOOTING FIREBALLS WITH MY TWO OTHER HANDS.
Time for epic battle shit. Sword. Flame breath. Axe-gun. Fireballs. Go. Since the changeling is on your left and the priest on your right, you decide to kill both of them. Like a boss. (4+1) First you take a shot at the priest with Sam. (dodge:1) He dodges INTO the bullets, (BP:3) with his leg, and (damage:1+1+1) is limping a little. But not that badly. Then you shoot a fireball at the chick, who's trying to sneak up on you. (4) (dodge:4+1) She dodges out of the way, (4+1) (dodge:2+1) right into Sword. (BP:2) (damage:5+1) You stab her in the heart. She falls. Dead. On the ground. You turn your attention to the priest. (1) And shoot a fireball at Fred. Oh no, Fred! (dodge:1) It hits him right in the (BP:3) leg! (damage:5+1) He's down! You blew his godsdamned leg off! You breathe a swath of fire at the priest in revenge. (1) And set your arm on fire. The bottom right one. Without Sam, thankfully. (damage:6) And you burned it to a crisp. You asshole. (3) You stopped the flames from spreading, but... And the priest attacks with his longsword! (3) (dodge:1) He hits you right in the (BP:5, 2) lower left arm! (damage:3+1) It's hit pretty bad... The ritual in the center of the room looks almost complete! Power appears to be coming off of the Stone of Balance and into the guy at the center!

Ax laughed and crossed his arms. "Wow. OK, here's what you can do for me and I won't step on you: give me the combination to your safe. There's a ring in there a girl wants me to put on her finger and I'm not the kind of guy who'll keep a lady waiting." He grinned, showing his fangs, and kept an eye on the little imp. "So... you going to open that safe, or do I get a snack and a fun little puzzle to solve?"
(1+1+1) The demon is unimpressed! He glares at you. "That ring is the highlight of my collection. I won it from some Thieves Guild chick in a poker game. I guess that she's the one who sent you? Yeah. So why do you need it? Because I can give you anything she can, and more besides. And I'm not giving up the ring."

But... I wasn't done yet...

Ah well, the last improvement can wait.

Find enemies, shoot mercury at them (because that's what a teleforce actually does, not shoot lightning).
You look around for some enemies. And boy, do you find one. It's a dragon. Made of clockwork. It opens its mouth and speaks: "You have trespassed on the domain of Mechanus chaotic interlopers. Prepare to be assimilated into the Lawful collective. Assume the assimilation escort submission position and an assimilation associate will come to collect you shortly." Whoa. It's a big Draco-Borg. Now this is impressive. You ready the cannons and prepare to smash some clockwork.

Suddenly exist
What's-Her-Name McMarySue has been eaten by a Grue! Suddenly, the monster flees into the darkness as a light comes through a hole in the floor. A Dwarf pokes his head through, and looks around. An illusory figure clad in a hooded robe appears, and gives some spiel to the Dwarf about saving the world, and points him down the tunnel towards a light. Yeah. Kisame, you're in.


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Spoiler: kisame (click to show/hide)

Allies:
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Spoiler: Fred (click to show/hide)

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Vortices Found:             Stones Activated:
Plane of Death  √
Abyss √
Plane of Water √
Mechanus √
Celestia √                              √
Wizard's Tower √
Generic Asian Dojo √



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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #574 on: June 03, 2011, 08:24:58 pm »

POWER CHORD

Unless I can talk it into leaving us alone as we're all lawful.
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Nah.

EDIT:

I think you mean +1 to "climbing, jumping etc.", don't you? Or is it -1 to incoming damage?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #575 on: June 03, 2011, 08:47:11 pm »

Bad things always seem to happen after I teleport into volcanoes.  ???

Kill the bard!!! Kill it already!!! Then go intangible.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #576 on: June 03, 2011, 08:51:42 pm »

Time to bluff. Ax coughed and buffed his nails on his shirt. "Strictly speaking I don't think you can do all the same things SHE can," he said pointedly. True since he couldn't give him a guild license, but Ahzz didn't need to know that. "Don't make me trot out 'your treasure or your life,' it's just cliched and boring. Even if it is completely applicable here. So, which is it gonna be? A ring that you don't need and a pair of lungs that still work, or you hand the ring over and get to live another day?" Ax cracked his knuckles menacingly. "Keep in mind that I've already kicked your ass once and I got past all of your traps. Nice parts, by the way; I'm sure some of them will be useful."
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #577 on: June 03, 2011, 09:04:12 pm »

IGNORE THE REPETITIVE LICH. ACTIVATE THE STONE. LEAVE THIS PLANE LIKE IT WAS NO THING.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #578 on: June 03, 2011, 09:05:28 pm »

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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #579 on: June 03, 2011, 10:43:26 pm »

ARM? NOOOOOOO! OTHER ARM! NOOOOOOOOOO. FRED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BATTLE SCHEMA ERRRY BODY DIES 'ROUND 'ERE IS AGOGOGO I.E SHOOT AND STAB AND BURN AND STAB EVERYTHING
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #580 on: June 04, 2011, 11:37:16 am »

use dwarven powers of direction to find stone and activate it
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #581 on: June 04, 2011, 12:34:46 pm »

Turn in a bit.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 36: BOSS BATTLE!
« Reply #582 on: June 04, 2011, 01:13:51 pm »

use dwarven powers of direction to find stone and activate it
You look around the tunnel, and see just one passageway, in the direction the spirit pointed you. You begin to walk. (5) You make it a ways down the tunnel, and see an archway. Inscribed above the archway is the phrase "The temple of the Stone of Balance". That's probably where you want to go. You walk into the archway, (3) and see a pair of ninjas. They turn around and attack. (2) The first one is too surprised to do anything, (5) but the second one springs at you. (dodge:4) He hits you on the (BP:5) right arm with his dagger, (damage:6) and cuts you deeply. It hurts a lot...

ARM? NOOOOOOO! OTHER ARM! NOOOOOOOOOO. FRED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BATTLE SCHEMA ERRRY BODY DIES 'ROUND 'ERE IS AGOGOGO I.E SHOOT AND STAB AND BURN AND STAB EVERYTHING
Battle Schema: Battlemage Diplomacy! You prepare to beat that priest into the ground. You shoot a fireball with your wounded lower arm! (4) (dodge:2) It hit the priest right on the (BP:5) left arm! (damage:6) His arm explodes! Wow! And his shirt is on fire! (1) The fire goes out. He's wielding his longsword one-handed now... You come up and swipe at him with Sam and Sword! (5+1, 1+1) (dodge:3, 6) He dodges Sword remarkably well, but moves right into the path of Sam! (BP:1) You hit him on the head! (damage:2+3) And kill him with your badass axe-gun. FATALITY! You look at the fancy circle in the center. It looks like the stone is almost out of power! You better activate it quick!

IGNORE THE REPETITIVE LICH. ACTIVATE THE STONE. LEAVE THIS PLANE LIKE IT WAS NO THING.
You prepare to make a break for the stone. (4+1 vs 1) The lich is much too slow to catch you, and you press your hand to the imprint! The stone begins to glow... "Hello, child of my seas. I am Oooloaathsssiiiaooo, the spirit of the Water Plane. You have been wise in activating my Stone. I will aid you in your quest to save my brother and sister planes. First, I shall deal with this Abomination of nature..." A shell of ice forms around the lich. "And now, I will send you to aid one of your friends, in the Abyss. He needs your aid, for he has fallen behind on his quest." A whirlpool appears, through which you can see that whiny little Tiefling. You are sucked in, and appear in an office of some sort with a gush of water. There's a little imp there as well, who says "Oh, and that was my favorite carpet, too. And who let this Orc in?"

Time to bluff. Ax coughed and buffed his nails on his shirt. "Strictly speaking I don't think you can do all the same things SHE can," he said pointedly. True since he couldn't give him a guild license, but Ahzz didn't need to know that. "Don't make me trot out 'your treasure or your life,' it's just cliched and boring. Even if it is completely applicable here. So, which is it gonna be? A ring that you don't need and a pair of lungs that still work, or you hand the ring over and get to live another day?" Ax cracked his knuckles menacingly. "Keep in mind that I've already kicked your ass once and I got past all of your traps. Nice parts, by the way; I'm sure some of them will be useful."
Suddenly, that idiot Orc appears, drenching you and the carpet with salt water. The little imp complains as well, and then you turn up the intimidation. "Give. Me. The. Ring." (6+1+1+1) He quails under your gaze and that of the intimidating Orc. "OK, OK, OK, I'll give it to you! And other stuff! Just don't hurt me! Please!" He unlocks a safe, handing you first the Kraken Seduction ring, and then two more. "Invisibility! Here! And this one, it shoots fireballs! Now go! Just go! Don't hurt meeeee!!!" That's disgusting. He wet himself.You didn't even know demons could do that.

Bad things always seem to happen after I teleport into volcanoes.  ???

Kill the bard!!! Kill it already!!! Then go intangible.
You charge up at the lich, and, as you prepare to smite it, have the urge to sing. (4) "Uh, what's up, I'm known as DJ: Divine Justice I'm known, 'bout to bring the hammer down on this sack of bones. I got my crew, got my faith, and it's time for war, we gon' roll on this bitch for my boy Pelor. Yo I heard all of your rhymes, the shit makes me puke, yo' minions I juked, evil 'bout to get rebuked! Please remain seated while I bust my rhymes, I heard all ya lines, musta heard 'em bout a thousand times, but that's fine, long as you're ready to go up in smoke, your lair ain't nothin' but a footnote on a joke, get ready to choke, son, burn up in holy fire and yo ashes I'll toke, one, two, three, mic check, you there? It's cool, kid, not much shame in runnin' scared, cuz I'm the brains of the brawn, get set to get gone, my crew be comin' on strong. We rollin, set up shop, and straight up ball, haters always tryna make me fall, but we always make sure they end up crawl-in' away, you mothafucka's ain't got shit to say. We out." With that powerful rap, you swing Meddler-Smiter in a long arc at the lich. (1+1+1) (dodge:2) It hit him, in his (BP:5) sword arm, (damage:2+1) scratching it but not really doing much damage. The lich readies his arms to cast a spell, and then (6+1) he is struck by your undead-turning powers. He collapses to the floor, (5+1) and you stab your sword through his back, destroying his phylactery in the process. Another soul freed. You hear a hiss in the air, and a voice from beyond the grave, "I'm coming back for you, 'cause I'm not through, DJ Phylactery and his crew, we gonna get you and your little dog too!" It fades away as he passes through to the other side of Death. Um. Wait. He lives there. At least it'll delay him until he gets another body. You quickly go intangible as the platform falls into the lava, ad float in the air. Better jump to the Plane of Death soon.

POWER CHORD

Unless I can talk it into leaving us alone as we're all lawful.
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Nah.

EDIT:

I think you mean +1 to "climbing, jumping etc.", don't you? Or is it -1 to incoming damage?
((Incoming Damage.))
You get up on the top deck of Emet. "Hello, Mechanus! Are you ready to ROCK?" You begin to strum your guitar, and let loose a devastating sonic blast. (1) At Emet. Iali tries to move it out of the way, (dodge:2-1) but you're standing on the deck, and the blast bypasses the forcefield. (damage:3) The blast just knocked a skylight in the Paladin's room. Cool. You throw the cannon remote to the twins, and tell them to open fire, as you make your way to the flame turret. (1+1, 2+1, 6+1, 6+1) (dodge: 3, 5, 4, 3) Two of the shots go wide, but two head straight for the dragon, and hit the (BP:3, 2) right wing and left arm. (damage:5+1, 6+1) The wing looks damaged quite a bit, and the dragon is floundering a little. The arm got blown right off. And then it's fixed. There are little machines crawling on it and constantly repairing it. This might be a tough battle. You finally get to the flame turret, and shoot. (1) Shoot the deck, that is. (damage:4) The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We really need some water don't let that motherfucker burn. (6) You quickly put out the flames. Just in time for the dragon to shoot some of its own. (1) At itself. (damage:5) Apparently, on some especially flammable part of itself. Its right arm is burning.


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Spoiler: kisame (click to show/hide)

Allies:
Spoiler: Iali Boltcut (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Fred (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Vortices Found:             Stones Activated:
Plane of Death  √
Abyss √
Plane of Water √                     √
Mechanus √
Celestia √                              √
Wizard's Tower √
Generic Asian Dojo √



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Re: RTPJ: Turn 37: You guys are bad with fire... Also, another stone!
« Reply #583 on: June 04, 2011, 01:24:26 pm »

Activate the stone, Then repair ERRYTHANG.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 37: You guys are bad with fire... Also, another stone!
« Reply #584 on: June 04, 2011, 01:34:38 pm »

Planejump back to the room where I first encountered that bard and try to sense where the stone is.
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