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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 680435 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10170 on: June 27, 2020, 12:49:45 pm »
Urist is angry at his lack of the required amount of arms to talk on a turtle shell phone, steer his minecart, and quaff at the same time.

WWUD whilst angry?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10171 on: June 27, 2020, 02:39:13 pm »
Return to Ratburgers, and demand to have a spillproof 12oz guzzler, instead of the bloodthorn 6oz leaker.

WWUD if his new spillproof 12oz guzzler leaked on the turtleshellphone, and shocked its precious bifurcating semiconductor-semimegabeast crisscrosspaired-crisscrosseyed, interdimensionally blackandbluetooth connection.
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10172 on: June 27, 2020, 02:43:51 pm »
Urist is sad at the loss of his drink.
Urist is stricken by melancholy!

WWUD whilst melancholic?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10173 on: June 27, 2020, 03:37:32 pm »
Urist would see the errors of his psychotic ways, by flipping a lever inside his oak minecart, dropping it into lowrider mode, then take the scenic rails back home.

WWUD and see, while riding the rail home?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10174 on: June 27, 2020, 04:11:45 pm »
He runs smack into a cave dragon, or so he thinks.

WWUD after running into a cave dragon (he thinks he did, anyway)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10175 on: June 27, 2020, 04:47:37 pm »
Get into a fight with a stone wall.

WWUD if his fight with a supposed cave dragon started a cave-in?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10176 on: June 27, 2020, 06:01:27 pm »
Be crushed by the cave-in, but survive.

WWUD when an elf walked by?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10177 on: June 28, 2020, 01:37:21 am »
Knock him out with cave-in dust, then crush him under rubble.

WWUD as a walking dwarven cave-in?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10178 on: June 28, 2020, 04:08:30 am »
Collapse everything around him, then complain about the lack of everything since every time he gets near anything it's crushed.

WWUD if he saw the walking dwarven cave-in coming his way?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10179 on: June 28, 2020, 09:31:31 am »
Socialize!

WWUD whilst attempting to socialize! with Urist McCaveIn?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10180 on: July 01, 2020, 12:12:49 pm »
As it turns out, Urist is just the support that Urist McCavinIn needs!

WWUD if someone attached a mechanism to Urist McSupport?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10181 on: July 01, 2020, 12:25:53 pm »
Encase Urist McSupport in obsidian, as a dwarven statue perfectly suited to supporting Urist McCaveIn.

What would Urist McSupport do whilst encased in obsidian?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10182 on: July 02, 2020, 04:28:11 am »
Go insane do to being unable to fulfill his needs.

What Would Urist McCavein Do when he found out Urist McSupport died after being encased in obsidian?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10183 on: July 02, 2020, 11:45:17 am »
Urist McCaveIn is sad after being tormented in nightmares by a dead friend.

What would Urist McCaveIn do whilst sad?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10184 on: July 02, 2020, 04:55:14 pm »
Urist McCavein would begin a life of crime.

WWUD after getting a gang tatoo and beginning a life of crime?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.
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