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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682290 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10200 on: July 07, 2020, 12:45:22 pm »
Urist McDamp runs in fear from the carp hiding in the river

WWUD while running from the carp
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10201 on: July 08, 2020, 01:09:57 am »
Urist thinks he's safe. He is running, and therefore is out of the water.

WWUD if the carp grew legs?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10202 on: July 08, 2020, 04:51:56 am »
He'd run faster than any dwarf had ran before, all the way back to the !!fortress!!.

WWUD once he got back to the !!fortress!! with the carp with legs following him?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10203 on: July 08, 2020, 01:23:29 pm »
Urist yells about carp with legs.
Urist has gone stark raving mad!

WWUD now?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10204 on: July 08, 2020, 07:58:07 pm »
He would write an extravegant book, entitled. "Gone Fishing, be back later" with flowery green and blue text.

WWUD if the carp man stole his artifact?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10205 on: July 08, 2020, 10:42:46 pm »
Attempt to get it back, but get beaten to death with his own book.

WWUD if there was carp man in his !!fortress!! on a killing spree using a book?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10206 on: July 09, 2020, 05:09:40 am »
Run around and scream for a bit.

WWUD do it he realized he could turn the carpman into a !!carpman!! using the !!fortress!!?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10207 on: July 09, 2020, 11:01:14 am »
Set the carp man on fire using the generously available supplies of magma. The carp man is now the !!carp man!!.

WWUD after setting the !!carp man!! alight?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10208 on: July 09, 2020, 06:26:27 pm »
Light a Cuban cigar and casually enjoy it puffing smoke out a nearby !!iron wall grate!!.

WWUD to !!carp man!! after enjoying a Cuban cigar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10209 on: July 09, 2020, 11:12:14 pm »
Wrestle the !!book!! out of his !!fishy hands!! and beat him to !!death!! with it.

WWUD if the !!book!! began whispering to him to continue the killing spree?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10210 on: July 10, 2020, 05:18:05 am »
He'd agree with the !!book!! and use it to spread !!knowledge!! to all the animals around the !!fortress!!.

WWUD if other !!dwarves!! got pissed that he killed the !!fortress!! animals?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10211 on: July 10, 2020, 10:24:08 am »
!!Urist!! goes and assassinates all the other !!dwarves!! with the power of !!knowledge!!, gleaned from the !!book!!; !!Urist!! being set alight himself in the process.

What would !!Urist!! do after the assassinations?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10212 on: July 10, 2020, 01:45:37 pm »
The !!book!! tells !!Urist!! that it should have been more specific. When it said kill, it was referring to the army of carp men outside.

WW!!U!!D if it was just !!him!! and a !!book!! vs an arms of carp men?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10213 on: July 11, 2020, 04:09:22 am »
He'd use the !!knowledge!! from the !!book!! to learn that he could spread the !!fire!! to the environment and turn it into an !!environment!!.

WW!!U!!D if the !!environment!! didn't kill the army of carp men?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10214 on: July 11, 2020, 09:38:15 am »
!!Urist!! would do a Boatmurdered and pull the !!lever!! to flood the outside with magma.

WW!!U!!D after pulling the !!lever!!?
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