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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 680396 times)

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10140 on: June 19, 2020, 03:43:48 am »
Hammer both Stukos and Urist, just to be safe. Proceed to "interrogate" the rest of the fortress?

WWUD if the guard captain started going around terrorizing the fort with his silver hammer?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10141 on: June 19, 2020, 06:17:45 am »
He'd run away and hide in a locked room to get away from the guard captain went around and killed everyone.

WWUD if the guard captain broke down the door so he could smack Urist in the head until he was dead?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10142 on: June 19, 2020, 08:58:34 am »
Urist would barely survive the headsmacks. His (steel left gauntlet) which now sits ontop his head, along with a right mitten and a sandal, all absorbed the many head smacks. He suspects last raid, relocated his gear. He further earned a few happy thoughts, postbeating, by replacing these now broken items with looted items from distant and scary foreign parts.

WWUD after his next pillage to distant and scary  foreign parts, you know, after hearing the lamentations, in languages he just could not understand, to his victims from within their temple?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10143 on: June 19, 2020, 01:40:00 pm »
Yell at the victims to shut up, in Dwarven of course.

WWUD after yelling?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10144 on: June 20, 2020, 03:06:47 pm »
Remove the ×(troll fur sock)x which he previously tore in two, and stuffed into both of his virgin ears.

WWUD after visiting the library's dictionary to look up "virgin", and other naughty words in languages, from distant and scary foreign parts.
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Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10145 on: June 20, 2020, 03:25:35 pm »
Read the dictionary and promptly be befuddled. Urist's brain is, you see, soaked in booze, as all dwarves' brains should be.

WWUD after being befuddled?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10146 on: June 21, 2020, 05:28:20 am »
Realize that he's sober and needs to find more booze.

WWUD to get booze in the distant and scary foreign parts?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10147 on: June 21, 2020, 10:37:45 am »
Intimidate a local into brewing it via Dwarven shouting and angry beard movements.

WWUD after intimidating a local into brewing booze?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10148 on: June 21, 2020, 11:12:56 am »
Quaff it, leaving the complimentary puddle where he stood. Then proceed to listen to a wind instrumentalist perform, a distant and scary foreign parts' medley. The medley would be accompanied by spinning hamster men and hamster women twirling to the honking beat.

WWUD after the performers ceased their performing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10149 on: June 21, 2020, 03:14:24 pm »
Urist is uneasy after watching a performance.

WWUD whilst uneasy?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10150 on: June 22, 2020, 04:35:54 am »
He'd feel like he needs another drink so he'd go back to yelling at that one guy to make him more.

WWUD if the guy refused to brew the booze no matter how mad Urist got?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10151 on: June 22, 2020, 11:50:41 am »
Brandish an axe and shout, "It will rain blood today!"

WWUD if someone pointed out that the fort was in an evil region that always rains blood?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10152 on: June 22, 2020, 01:03:43 pm »
Discuss Rain Bows.

WWUD if he was shot by a barebottom baby wielding a rain bow?
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Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10153 on: June 22, 2020, 01:17:24 pm »
Urist is horrified after being attacked.

WWUD whilst horrified?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10154 on: June 22, 2020, 08:57:31 pm »
Urist experiences horror whilst horrified. Then he reports the baby to the sheriff for assault.

What would Urist McSheriff do if he received reports of a baby rampaging through the fort with a rain bow?
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