Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672691 times)

Zecro_The_Scourge · « **Reply #1830 on:** July 16, 2012, 02:09:11 am »

His eyes would burn out from diabetes, somehow.

WWUD if he discovered starsiege tribes?

Firehawk45 · « **Reply #1831 on:** July 16, 2012, 11:38:04 am »

he is unable to jump, so.....

What if he would find CoD?

Devling · « **Reply #1832 on:** July 16, 2012, 12:49:43 pm »

LOLltpn00bomgwtfbbq

WWUD if purple was his favorite color?

grimman007 · « **Reply #1833 on:** July 16, 2012, 02:07:51 pm »

Die, since he was confused for a noble.

A vile force of darkness has come, led by their champion Shao Khan!
What does Urist do?

crazysheep · « **Reply #1834 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:15:13 pm »

Urist cancels survive siege: On break.

WWUD if he was a creeper?

Corai · « **Reply #1835 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:24:42 pm »

Thatsssssssss a very nice adamanite longsword you have constructed. Would be a ssssssshame if I deconstructed it...

WWUD if a clown tent was opened?

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #1836 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:01:14 pm »

Scream in terror, then grab ~~a chair~~ everything within reach to use as a weapon.

WWUD if he saw hundreds of shields in front of him.

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1837 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:07:41 pm »

Claim all of them, and spend the next 3 years putting them in his room.

WWUD if he was a sentient zombie?

grimman007 · « **Reply #1838 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:03:15 pm »

Urist McZombie cancels Attend Party: Interrupted by zombie.

WWUD if he had a "choice" between retrieving a candy sword from the circus, or pulling this lever?

adasdad · « **Reply #1839 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:24:54 pm »

candy sword, because sparring with them is his super special talent.

WWUD if the text on a forum he liked became pink for some reson? (seriously, this text looks pink.)

CyberUrist · « **Reply #1840 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:27:33 pm »

~~Pull the Lever! The lever that drops the sword - and the demons - directly into his skull.~~ Ninja'd

Light it on fire because pink is inexplicably an elven color.

WWUD if instead of StA:GoB, it was Slaves to Toady: God of Dwarf Fortress?

adasdad · « **Reply #1841 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:46:19 pm »

create a *masterwork indie game*

WWUD if he rotated an owl for !!SCIENCE!!

Teneb · « **Reply #1842 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:57:18 pm »

Wonder why he rotated an owl in the first place, then realise ‼SCIENCE‼ must not be questioned and go on about his business.

WWUD if he could burn forever without dying?

crazysheep · « **Reply #1843 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:11:24 pm »

Enjoy the warmth and his relative lack of fat.

WWUD if a kobold ambush sprung on him?

adasdad · « **Reply #1844 on:** July 18, 2012, 01:14:36 am »

single-handedly defeat them with his bare hands. and get killed by a dingo.

WWUD if he could feel his fingers in the middle of summer?

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