Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672651 times)

Facekillz058 · « **Reply #1800 on:** July 10, 2012, 03:05:01 pm »

Shoot it in the knee with a grappling hook and fly around it in circles.

WWUD If she was molested by tentical demons?

Corai · « **Reply #1801 on:** July 10, 2012, 03:08:36 pm »

Buy them drinks and turn the tables on them. Please dont kill me.

WWUD if he had the choice of saving the world, or himself and a piglet?

knutor · « **Reply #1802 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:39:03 pm »

Save the piglet, world be damned!

WWUD with his minecart if his OnStar said to turn left at the next T.

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1803 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:49:34 pm »

*sneaks up behind Corai and attaches a strange looking device to his head* This device is a shock visor. It is nuclear powered, and will send send 10K volts at 2 amps through your body, starting at the head. It is calibrated to trigger when you think or hallucinate such dirty thoughts. If within a month's time span it has not been set off, it will deactivate automatically. And don't even think of trying to take it off. If you do, it will release mind controlling parasites into your brain.

His left or screen left? Faced with conflicting data, he decides not to turn at all and plows through the meeting area.

WWUD if he invented animation?

Devling · « **Reply #1804 on:** July 10, 2012, 07:21:11 pm »

Become rich off his animation of a man sitting down and getting back up.

WWUD if he was king?

crazysheep · « **Reply #1805 on:** July 10, 2012, 07:35:06 pm »

Demand a slade table in his throne room and forbid the export of eggs.

WWUD if his life is a lie?

adasdad · « **Reply #1806 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:19:18 pm »

realize that he is not a dwarf, and, is in fact, a cake.

WWUD if he was in corai's situation?

Fishybang · « **Reply #1807 on:** July 11, 2012, 02:43:21 pm »

He would scream and run and smash his head on a wall.

WWUD if he was turned into a thrall?

adasdad · « **Reply #1808 on:** July 14, 2012, 12:07:59 am »

get atomsmashed.

WWUD if it was time for a game of disappearing dwarves?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERc2ROpbgp4

Firehawk45 · « **Reply #1809 on:** July 14, 2012, 07:07:28 am »

"Urist Mcaway has been missing for a week"

WWUD if he was a caravan guard

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1810 on:** July 14, 2012, 09:22:01 am »

Go insane from being trapped inside the fortress, waiting for the ash cloud to pass.

WWUD if suddenly badgers, thousands of them?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #1811 on:** July 14, 2012, 01:15:28 pm »

Quote from: Lagslayer on July 14, 2012, 09:22:01 am

Go insane from being trapped inside the fortress, waiting for the ash cloud to pass.

WWUD if suddenly badgers, thousands of them?

Shoot ALL the bolts!

WWUD if Bomrek was a Werewolf?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #1812 on:** July 14, 2012, 03:07:11 pm »

Begin Operation Werebeast Militia, and get Bomrek to bite as many dwarves as possible.

WWUD if he found a cave of kobolds at the opposite end of the world from anybody.

Teneb · « **Reply #1813 on:** July 14, 2012, 04:28:41 pm »

Greet them in the usual imperialistic fashion: steal their stuff and use them for siege fodder.

WWUD if all dwarves in the world dissappeared?

adasdad · « **Reply #1814 on:** July 15, 2012, 07:28:51 am »

at some point in the future, this could be the fate of Armok's planet. This isn't the story of how they might vanish, it is the story of what happens to the world they leave behind.

WWUD if he and candlejack

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