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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672662 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1815 on: July 15, 2012, 10:04:33 am »
Urist cancels sentence: Cand-

WWUD if a booze virus turns the drinker into an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1816 on: July 15, 2012, 10:41:18 am »
Add deadly FB secretions to the viral booze, then drink it.

WWUD if a river of magma was flowing toward the booze stockpile, and the only way to stop it was to pull a lever that would divert the magma into the lever's room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1817 on: July 15, 2012, 10:44:53 am »
Pull the lever!


WWUD if the lever failed to stop the magma flowing to the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1818 on: July 15, 2012, 11:30:27 am »
Throw himself in the magma in a attempt to stop it with his beard.


WWUD if an evil scientist made a huge mind-control beam that runs on kittens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1819 on: July 15, 2012, 12:11:45 pm »
Succumb to the kittens' mind control and murder the evil engineer.

WWUD if someone thought he was a dabbling stonecrafter when he was really a world-renowned legendary mason?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1820 on: July 15, 2012, 04:37:17 pm »
Make an ☼obsidian throne☼, throw a tantrum, throw it into a wall, then go berserk due to witnessing the defacement of art.

WWUD if he was arrested along with an accomplice and given the option of confessing and ratting out his partner or remaining silent; if both remain silent they get prison time, if both confess they both get beaten by a fortress guard, and if one confesses and the other remains silent the confessor goes free and the one who remained silent gets hammered by the Hammerer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1821 on: July 15, 2012, 04:39:43 pm »
Urist has entered a marital trance!


WWUD if he was in the LCS?
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1822 on: July 15, 2012, 06:58:05 pm »
Nothing. She/He disappears as well.

WWUD if elves bled sunshine booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1823 on: July 15, 2012, 08:12:49 pm »
Vomit at the thought of drinking elf blood.

WWUD if the Dwarf Fortress was changed to Slaves to Tzeentch: God of Change?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1824 on: July 15, 2012, 08:20:31 pm »
He would welcome you to the technicolour world of Change Fortress!

WWUD if it was Slaves to Slaanesh: Prince of Pleasure instead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1825 on: July 15, 2012, 08:23:39 pm »
Urist cancels do something NSFW: Interrupted by tentacle demon.

WWUD if, instead, it was Slaves to Nurgle: God of Plague?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1826 on: July 15, 2012, 08:31:58 pm »
You mean it isn't already?

WWUD if he was crowned Emprah?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1827 on: July 15, 2012, 08:47:48 pm »
Mandate a ban on the export of cabinets, then make three separate demands for cabinets in his bedroom. Those imperial dudes make the perfect slavespeasants!

WWUD if a cow walked into his room, took one look at him, and exploded?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1828 on: July 15, 2012, 08:49:42 pm »
Free bones.


WWUD if he was a daedra?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1829 on: July 15, 2012, 09:19:40 pm »
plump helmet roasts! plump helmet roasts for EVERYBODY! wait, scratch that, no plump helmet roasts. it can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like plump helmet roasts!


WWUD if he wore pyrovision goggles?
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