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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673009 times)

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6900 on: January 15, 2015, 05:28:27 am »
Be warped into the alternate plane where all atom smashed things go to preserve the balance of the universe.

WWUD if he realised he was just but a part in a massive computer game?
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Magnumcannon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6901 on: January 15, 2015, 09:16:52 am »
Question if the booze he drinks is real.

WWUD if his wife gave birth to a gobbo?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6902 on: January 15, 2015, 11:12:47 am »
Nothing. The overseer atomsmashed the lot of them before he even knew she had a baby. If they had a goblin child, then logically they must have both been goblins masquerading as dwarves. Possibly using false beards. Such an affront cannot stand.

WWUD if there were goblin infiltrators trying to subvert the fortress, and only Senator Mayor Urist McCarthy knew who they were?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6903 on: January 15, 2015, 03:15:23 pm »
They would get ignored completely as McCarthy demands the execution of three axe lords and a tame giant wren.

WWUD if they are thrilled by evil weather but retain their intelligence and personality?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6904 on: January 15, 2015, 05:25:03 pm »
Go outside and splash in the blood and grave soot. Then haul rocks no one else can lift with their ungodly strength.

What would Urist do if they had chainsaws for arms?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6905 on: January 16, 2015, 05:59:04 am »
Urist McChainsawHands grabs Urkurk McGoblin by the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Urkurk McGoblin is severely decapitated by Chainsaw!!!

Urist McChainsawHands stops Drink, barrel is destroyed.
Urist McChainsawHands has gone berserk!

Probably an interesting end for a fortress being painted all red...

WWUD if he can enter a secretive mood multiple times?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6906 on: January 16, 2015, 09:06:12 am »
Make the overseer happy with lots of cool artifacts.

WWud if those artifacts were made from Devine metals
(How can you get those in fort mode anyways?)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6907 on: January 16, 2015, 09:58:38 am »
Probably attract a ridiculous number of goblins. (Time to !!SCIENCE!! ?)

WWUD if the elves had nuclear warheads?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6908 on: January 16, 2015, 12:47:40 pm »
Laugh at how they're made of wood and bugs.

WWUD if trolls are about to attack the purring maggot farm?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6909 on: January 16, 2015, 02:55:54 pm »
Something something Homestuck reference goes here.

WWUD if they ran across a giant version of their hated vermin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6910 on: January 16, 2015, 03:56:36 pm »
Kill it in one punch, crawl into a corner and continue crying, "It is terrifying!"

WWUD if I forgot to leave a question?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6911 on: January 16, 2015, 05:49:22 pm »
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WWUD with a caravan of elves drinking all the alcohol in the Tavern?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6912 on: January 16, 2015, 07:24:24 pm »
Go ape-shit and brew the elves. This is a stack of 5 dwarven elven blood wine.

WWUD if Godzilla attack?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6913 on: January 16, 2015, 10:36:31 pm »
Magma.

WWUD if Godzilla was FIREIMMUNE_SUPER?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6914 on: January 16, 2015, 10:54:43 pm »
Cave in.

WWUD if dwarf fortress became a perfect simulator of reality
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