Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673006 times)

Magnumcannon · « **Reply #6915 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:58:46 pm »

Don't exist.

What would Urist McWeresloth do if he transformed while drinking a barrel of Sunshine?

Arcvasti · « **Reply #6916 on:** January 16, 2015, 11:14:59 pm »

Continue drinking the barrel really slowly until he turns back.

What would Urist McDracula[I do not drink... vine. Or beer. Or ale. Or rum. I am depressed.] do if vampires burned up in sunlight?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #6917 on:** January 17, 2015, 12:15:30 am »

Nothing. He's too busy sitting at the bottom of a well shaft.

What would the goblins do if they discovered that the dwarfs are more evil than them?

Arcvasti · « **Reply #6918 on:** January 17, 2015, 12:24:19 am »

Start taking their children so they can learn from them.

What would Urist McFormerMayor do if they were assigned permanent gelding duty as a punishment for making annoying mandates?

UnicodingUnicorn · « **Reply #6919 on:** January 17, 2015, 12:59:53 am »

Promptly get his head caved in on the first job and cause a tantrum spiral because he was the dwarf with the most friends in the fort.

WWUD if his ethics allowed the butchering of sentients?

Adragis · « **Reply #6920 on:** January 17, 2015, 10:14:26 am »

Join the elves and become one of their foul kind through demonic rituals.

WWUD if after this he saw the error of his ways?

Magnumcannon · « **Reply #6921 on:** January 17, 2015, 10:21:54 am »

Go beserk and brew all the elves in the dwarfy way! After that, chop down all the trees and butcher all the animals.

WWUD if goblin caravan?

Adragis · « **Reply #6922 on:** January 17, 2015, 12:50:11 pm »

Trade some -death- for some xgoblin corpsesx

WWUD if he was an artefact dwarf?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #6923 on:** January 17, 2015, 01:05:01 pm »

Hide away from his parents, who are now Legendary Procreators.

WWUD if someone made an inappropriate statue of him "embracing" ibexes?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6924 on:** January 17, 2015, 07:56:22 pm »

Urist has admired a tastefully arranged statue lately.

Wwud if he had to chose between an adamantine cape or an adamantine glove

Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 16, 2015, 09:58:38 am

Probably attract a ridiculous number of goblins. (Time to !!SCIENCE!! ?)

(im trying to SCIENCE this but I cant find any vaults right now...any ideas?......im going to start a divine metals SCIENCE thread wana come with? *puts on labcoat* ....when I get my hands on those divine metals im going to make a liquid darkness lab coat.)

Arcvasti · « **Reply #6925 on:** January 17, 2015, 07:57:17 pm »

They'd choose a cape. You can wear capes on your hands. You can't wear gloves on your back.

What would Urist do if they fell off a stepladder?

Magnumcannon · « **Reply #6926 on:** January 17, 2015, 08:01:10 pm »

He would fall so hard on the conveniently placed platinum floor, that he'd die and explode into bits of gore, throwing his xxSocksxx across the hallway, which by the way, would hit the fortress legendary armorsmith/weaponsmith in the head, tearing apart his brain. It was inevitable.

WWUD if the legendary gelder have gonne beserk and gelded all the plump helmets? (Don't ask me how)

Graknorke · « **Reply #6927 on:** January 17, 2015, 08:09:41 pm »

The fort pulls out its "backup" of plump helmet seeds. It's not as if there's ever a shortage.

WWUD if he were the dwarf in the Safety Dance video?

GannonDork · « **Reply #6928 on:** January 19, 2015, 04:04:40 pm »

Quote from: Graknorke on January 17, 2015, 08:09:41 pm

The fort pulls out its "backup" of plump helmet seeds. It's not as if there's ever a shortage.

WWUD if he were the dwarf in the Safety Dance video?

He would decide that being in a pop music video/partying was more important then pushing the lever to keep the bronze colossus out of the fortress to save Urist McLegendaryBrewer.

WWUD if heroine was in dwarf fortress.

Arcvasti · « **Reply #6929 on:** January 19, 2015, 07:29:01 pm »

Then you could go through adventure mode kicking ass while holding a baby and being immune to accidental in-combat gelding. Whoa.

What would Urist do if they had a pet werecavy?

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