Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672989 times)

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6930 on:** January 19, 2015, 07:39:43 pm »

party instead of dropping food in its pit, starving it to death and depriving the fort of a cool pet, possibly useful civi and last resort defense mechanism.

wwud if he got a fire men caravam

Magnumcannon · « **Reply #6931 on:** January 19, 2015, 10:01:37 pm »

Trade some bone useless crap for !!bins of cloth!! and !!wood!!.

WWUD if wagon caravan?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #6932 on:** January 19, 2015, 11:18:44 pm »

Buy a breeding pair of wagons. Free trade goods!

WWUD if the wagon civ declared war?

Arcvasti · « **Reply #6933 on:** January 19, 2015, 11:22:45 pm »

Capture the wagons with creatively designed traps. Then breed them.

What would Urist do if inanimate objects could breed?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6934 on:** January 20, 2015, 01:00:37 am »

mine only two addy ore then hve the strands breed, when everyone is dressed in addy clothing, wearing addy armor and living in buildings and mega projects of addy mine the rest. there by terrifying the demons into thinking you have already unleashed a ton of them and slaughtered them, there by driving the first wave away in fear.

wwud after the above happened

UnicodingUnicorn · « **Reply #6935 on:** January 20, 2015, 04:36:26 am »

Colonise the Eerie Glowing Pits, the depths are the limits!

WWUD if poor grammar?

Baffler · « **Reply #6936 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:46:11 am »

Urist McDwarf cancels reply to post: could not find verb.

WWUD if an elf caravan guard beat him in a dice game?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6937 on:** January 20, 2015, 01:53:18 pm »

urist has gone berserk.
the elf has been struck down.

wwud if sieged by dragons

Badger Storm · « **Reply #6938 on:** January 20, 2015, 01:57:04 pm »

Catch them, train them, lose a leg, and go on to star in a movie about it.

WWUD if their friend was so depressed that they burst into tears over really stupid things?

Erils · « **Reply #6939 on:** January 20, 2015, 03:46:50 pm »

Urist is throwing a tantrum!
Urist's friend has been struck down
Urist has calmed down.
Urist is striken by melancholy!

WWUD if he couldn't throw a tantrum?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #6940 on:** January 20, 2015, 03:54:12 pm »

Run around babbling, then promptly go catatonic.

WWUD if dwarves discovered Prozac?

GannonDork · « **Reply #6941 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:38:27 pm »

Quote from: Badger Storm on January 20, 2015, 03:54:12 pm

Run around babbling, then promptly go catatonic.

WWUD if dwarves discovered Prozac?

Mass abortion of all dwarven babies and children, their clothes are sold to buy prozac for the whole fortress.

WWUD if he found a were sperm-whale

Magnumcannon · « **Reply #6942 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:15:15 pm »

~~Magma, hahaha!~~ Attempt to Ballista-bolt the creature, but fail miserably and kill a elf instead. Not quite a fail, actually.

WWUD if his fort was cursed to recieve every migration wave composed of 8 childs and a couple of a gelder and a cheesemaker FOREVER?

Quartz_Mace · « **Reply #6943 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:24:22 pm »

Become gelded and eat cheese until he felt better.

WWUD if he was a demon?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6944 on:** January 20, 2015, 09:17:30 pm »

take over a civ and live a grand life of deity/royalty-ness

wwud if.....we ran out of questions?

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