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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673024 times)

Magnumcannon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6885 on: January 13, 2015, 12:06:01 pm »
Pour barrels of gnomeblight on the entrace.

WWUD if magma-immune goblin siege?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6886 on: January 13, 2015, 01:53:24 pm »
Drop rocks on them until they die. There's always another solution that isn't magma.

WWUD if there was only magma and SMR?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6887 on: January 13, 2015, 02:43:38 pm »
Build a fort out of green glass blocks and lumps of silty clay.

WWUD if they had a tummyache?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6888 on: January 14, 2015, 12:14:03 am »
Drink some rum until she vomited whatever made her feel bad.

WWUD if he was a 'Rockstar'?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6889 on: January 14, 2015, 12:28:07 am »
Be a literal rock from the stars, fall from space, and crush your legendary brewer/weaponsmith.

WWUD if a rock fell from the sky and crushed the only brewer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6890 on: January 14, 2015, 12:34:38 am »
Die of thirst before the overseer even realizes the brewer died.

WWUD if the overseer enacted a policy of benign neglect, in which everyone in the fort was required to ignore mandates and demands on pain of hammering?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6891 on: January 14, 2015, 04:42:12 am »
Be the fort's only legendary armourer/weaponsmith and get hammered either way.

WWUD if dwarfblight existed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6892 on: January 14, 2015, 10:37:39 am »
Wear so many socks, capes and hoods he is essentially in a hazmat suit.

WWUD if there were no socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6893 on: January 14, 2015, 12:18:36 pm »
Get blisters and always walk infuriatingly slowly.

WWUD if an invading forgotten beast was their favorite color?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6894 on: January 14, 2015, 05:12:10 pm »
Urist has been feeling content lately. He was mutilated by a Forgotten Beast. He saw his favorite color.

What would Urist do if he were Monarch?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6895 on: January 14, 2015, 06:34:04 pm »
Enjoy his rule for 10 ingame days before the player decides to start a new game. This time in a terrifying glacier

What WWUD if he was the monarch from battlefailed
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6896 on: January 14, 2015, 10:46:28 pm »
Hack non-stop a unconcious goblin with a iron helmet and then get himself killed by a troll.
Overseer has been happy lately. He was annoyed by an annoying noble demand. He was satisfied after seeing an annoying dorf die.

What would Urist McCat Lady do if her 16 kittens suddenly became clowns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6897 on: January 14, 2015, 11:22:06 pm »
Die a Dorfy death.

WWUD if she had a child on the battlefield?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6898 on: January 15, 2015, 12:23:27 am »
Transfer both axe and shield to left hand, equip baby with right hand and kill goblins/whatever one-handed.

What would Urist do if they made an artifact out of antimatter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6899 on: January 15, 2015, 12:29:41 am »
Put it in the atom smasher. FOR !!SCIENCE!!

WUUD if that brought back everything ever atom-smashed.
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