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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673028 times)

Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6870 on: January 08, 2015, 10:51:50 am »
Contract jellyjoint to correct it.

WWUD if he was a walking cloud of miasma?
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thincake

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6871 on: January 08, 2015, 04:11:44 pm »
Urist McWannaBeHollisticDetective strikes the miasma man in the head with his pig tail fiber backpack!
Miasma man has been strucked down!

WWUD If Urist met HollisticDetective?
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maxcat61

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6872 on: January 09, 2015, 07:39:36 pm »
Urist cancels run: Mortally Afraid.
HollisticDetective hits Urist in the head with a *dwarf leather backpack* and the injured part explodes into gore.

WWUD if he lost all his limbs?
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Quote from: Taupe on December 27, 2014, 09:11:21 pm
You can't make an omelette without melting a few dwarves...
Quote from: Taupe on January 21, 2015, 12:22:54 am
The purple overseer hat weights heavily on one's head. Some would argue that the leadership of Doomforest is uneasy to bear for too long. Others would simply suggest that we don't craft the next overseer hat out of rutile.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6873 on: January 09, 2015, 07:41:21 pm »
Starve/Dehydratate/Die to Infection because all the medical staff is throwing a party.

WWUD if there was WereUrists?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6874 on: January 09, 2015, 07:42:05 pm »
Crawl to the booze stockpile. Getting dismembered is thirsty business. Ninja'd

Transform every full moon into a dwarf.

WWUD if given a button instead of a lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6875 on: January 09, 2015, 09:06:27 pm »
It doesn't matter whether it's a button or a lever; he wont push it until it's too late.

WWUD if he pushed the button pulled a lever too late?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6876 on: January 09, 2015, 09:08:54 pm »
Go on Break.

WWUD if the economy came back online?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6877 on: January 09, 2015, 09:15:16 pm »
Buy a nice XXpuppy leather thongXX.

WWUD if he discovered a Blind Plump Helmet Ogre underground?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6878 on: January 09, 2015, 09:20:02 pm »
Eat it.

WWUD if he became a plump helmet man?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6879 on: January 09, 2015, 10:11:33 pm »
Be slaughtered, and cause a loyalty cascade.

WWUD if there were flaming neathercap booze barrels?
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Quote from: Taupe on December 27, 2014, 09:11:21 pm
You can't make an omelette without melting a few dwarves...
Quote from: Taupe on January 21, 2015, 12:22:54 am
The purple overseer hat weights heavily on one's head. Some would argue that the leadership of Doomforest is uneasy to bear for too long. Others would simply suggest that we don't craft the next overseer hat out of rutile.

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6880 on: January 10, 2015, 04:24:13 am »
Haul it to the booze stockpile and cause a boozesplosion.

WWUD if he realised boozesplosions did not actual exist?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6881 on: January 10, 2015, 07:38:25 am »
Create one anyway because he has become a booze-fuelled AI.

WWUD if AI went AWOL ASAP?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6882 on: January 13, 2015, 08:14:20 am »
Go on break when the order to pull the lever connected to the gear assembly powering the AI is given.

WWUD if this thread died?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6883 on: January 13, 2015, 10:37:08 am »
Do some actually pretty cool things because we humans aren't making him act like a fool.

WWUD if he was a saguaro fruit merchant?
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thincake

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6884 on: January 13, 2015, 11:04:01 am »
Trade the entirety of his stock for a ridiculously overpriced goblet, which he sells at a markup to the cloth merchant for several tonnes of xXclothesXx (made in the same fort he got his goblet from) to trade with farmers. Rinse and repeat with increasingly overpriced junk until he gets his stock seized by the overseer because of a rumor that his stock was sourced from elves.

WWUD if gnomes laid siege to the drink stockpile?
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