Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673540 times)

Detahramet · « **Reply #3600 on:** December 24, 2012, 10:05:50 pm »

WWUD if he had a decent standard of living, and had a chance to move far, far, FAR away from the fortress?

Scootagoose · « **Reply #3601 on:** December 24, 2012, 10:08:06 pm »

Die along the way because a Giant Mantis kicked him in the head.

WWUD if he had an armed escort on his way out?

Corai · « **Reply #3602 on:** December 24, 2012, 10:13:53 pm »

Get ambushed by a large bandit gang.

WWUD if he had the choice of joining the gang or death?

Damiac · « **Reply #3603 on:** December 24, 2012, 10:50:05 pm »

Martial Trance

WWUD if he beat the bandits, but lost his legs and arms in the battle?

Scootagoose · « **Reply #3604 on:** December 24, 2012, 10:59:44 pm »

Wiggle over to his new home.

WWUD if his crippled self made the journey?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #3605 on:** December 24, 2012, 11:42:07 pm »

Actually make it to his new home, which is, lo and behold, another dwarf fortress. Consequently, he's immediately drafted into the fort's military under the nickname "Stubby the Fort Mascot" and escorted towards the danger room.

What would ~~Urist~~ "Stubby" do as a member of the military?

icosahedron · « **Reply #3606 on:** December 25, 2012, 07:45:56 am »

Become a legendary bitter.

What would ~~Urist~~ "Stubby" do if his home was in an evil region?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #3607 on:** December 25, 2012, 01:59:07 pm »

Die and return from the dead as both a zombie and a vengeful ghost.

WWUD if he couldn't possess his zombified corpse?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #3608 on:** December 25, 2012, 03:13:53 pm »

Go be vengeful on some poor dwarfs and gnaw off an arm or three.

What would the zombified corpse of Urist "Stubby" McUrist do?

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #3609 on:** December 25, 2012, 05:00:18 pm »

Wander onto the only point on the map where it couldn't be ressurected and be destroyed.

WWUD if his zombie corpse was destroyed, but not his vengeful ghost?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #3610 on:** December 25, 2012, 06:03:46 pm »

Continue to rip dwarves' legs off for all eternity, because the overseer can't engrave a slab for him.

WWUD if he died, was resurrected, but his soul was somehow split and his ghostly counterpart came back to haunt him?

Jellycat12 · « **Reply #3611 on:** December 25, 2012, 06:06:56 pm »

Complain about it.

WWUD if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Detahramet · « **Reply #3612 on:** December 25, 2012, 06:13:52 pm »

Not much, he has already wiped the species out. He is Urist McLegendaryhunter. Kind of a jerky last name, but it fits.

Eric Blank · « **Reply #3613 on:** December 25, 2012, 06:33:16 pm »

Clearly, he's a lazy bastard because the kea population is still thriving.

WWUD if he'd found a syndrome, contractable through any form of contact, that only manifested in avians?

icosahedron · « **Reply #3614 on:** December 25, 2012, 07:33:22 pm »

Cure them using magma.

WWUD if he did found a rubik's cube.

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