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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673523 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3570 on: December 20, 2012, 11:41:48 pm »
Pull the doomsday lever. Twice.

WWUD if xenomorph invasion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3571 on: December 21, 2012, 03:55:35 am »
Experiments. Experiments. Goddamn the overseer is drowning in experiments.

WWUD if he was the Captain in Space Station 13.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3572 on: December 21, 2012, 12:10:12 pm »
Pull whichever lever makes the station explode.

WWUD if some jerk crashed a space station into his planet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3573 on: December 21, 2012, 02:38:34 pm »
The atmosphere slams into the space station!  The space station is propelled away!

The spinning space station strikes Urist in the left eye, but the attack glances away!

Urist McBandit:  I am Urist Mcbandit!  Prepare to Die!

WWUD if he could ride captured elves into battle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3574 on: December 21, 2012, 04:06:21 pm »
Design a new kind of bit. WWUD if his beard was cut off... and it could no longer grow.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3575 on: December 21, 2012, 05:12:14 pm »
Die. (Horribly.)

WWUD If he had to take the fortress and push it somewhere else?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3576 on: December 21, 2012, 07:40:12 pm »
Pick an island in the middle of the ocean. Cue cancellation spam.

WWUD if !!SCIENCE!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3577 on: December 21, 2012, 11:15:06 pm »
Die by a !!Centipide!! that is iextrelmy poisonous

wwud...if he chould dodge arrows bullets SHOT GUN BLASTS with 100 percent chance of not hitting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3578 on: December 21, 2012, 11:16:01 pm »
Get shot by a arrow, then a bullet and die.

WWUD if he was ToadyOne's father?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3579 on: December 22, 2012, 03:17:06 pm »
Kick tody and say "DESIGN MORE BOOZE!" Then make the game about dwarf beards.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3580 on: December 22, 2012, 03:53:56 pm »
Nothing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3581 on: December 22, 2012, 06:30:19 pm »
Urist would dismiss it as unrealistic, then go back to hauling platinum boulders in wooden wheelbarrows to load in a minecart that would be loaded in another minecart which would be fired at a spessartine slug man.

WWUD if Urist heard Dubstep?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3582 on: December 22, 2012, 06:59:56 pm »
The Dubstep strikes Uriat in the ears and his boredom sails off in an arc!
Urist, peasant, has been enlightened.
WWUD If he got a hernia from hailing platinum boulders?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3583 on: December 22, 2012, 07:04:40 pm »
Depends on the quality steps o' the dub that he listens to. If it's Skrillex, he'd prefer the alternative of applying magma directly to his eardrums. If it's chillstep or something, he'd probably just chill on break for a while. It depends on Urist's musical taste, really.

Go to the hospital and get diagnosed with rotting lungs by the local doctors. Spoiler alert: It ends badly for Urist.

WWUD if he was challenged to a magma-shot drinking contest in the local dwarven frat house?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3584 on: December 22, 2012, 07:18:02 pm »
Win.

WWUD if he lost a sock while doing his laundry?
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