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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673524 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3585 on: December 22, 2012, 08:47:52 pm »
Replace it with one from the freshly half-slain goblin siege. He loses a foot in the process, but he has his sock.

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Caprealis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3586 on: December 22, 2012, 09:11:06 pm »
Change his name to Prosnorkulus



What would Urist do in the sequel?.

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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3587 on: December 22, 2012, 09:14:26 pm »
Magma everywhere, somehow.

WWUD if he was appointed to oversee the construction of a bridge?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3588 on: December 22, 2012, 09:41:52 pm »
Build the bridge.

...... Then fall asleep on it when it gets retracted with a goblin army underneath it.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3589 on: December 23, 2012, 09:07:01 am »
The host is a pedophile. Because when is he not?

WWUD If he WAS the host?
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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3590 on: December 23, 2012, 09:52:37 am »
!!Children!!

WWUD if ~SCIENCE~
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3591 on: December 23, 2012, 09:38:12 pm »
Shrug. Its just like !!SCIENCE!! except a tad bit less interesting (gruesome).

WWUD if he had three disappointing options to choose from. Those option are:
1. Destroy all alcohol and elves and die horribly
2. Control all alcohol and elves and die horribly
3. Merge all alcohol with elves and die of alcohol withdrawal because dwarves refuse to butcher sentients
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3592 on: December 23, 2012, 09:45:53 pm »
Option 1: Destroy the elves by throwing all the alcohol at them...while the alcohol is on fire. Urist dies horribly because we all know dwarves can't resist sticking their beards in a barrel of burning booze when possible.

WWUD if he saw an abandoned sock lying on a minecart track?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3593 on: December 23, 2012, 11:17:17 pm »
Grab it, the overseer can't work out how to use those fucking things anyways

WWUD if he was Commander Shepherd? I mean aside from bang aliens and state which shops are his favorite in the mountain home. And dying a disappointing death at the end of an otherwise enjoyable franchise (yes I'm still bitter, bite me).
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3594 on: December 24, 2012, 01:34:23 am »
Screw up and destroy the universe because some moron let him touch a standard warp drive or something.

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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3595 on: December 24, 2012, 11:40:38 am »
He'd make the end come early.

WWUD with a barrel inside a wheelbarrow inside a barrel inside a minecart?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3596 on: December 24, 2012, 08:06:11 pm »
He would sew a leather image memorializing a leather image of the barrel inside the wheelbarrow inside the barrel inside the minecart.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3597 on: December 24, 2012, 08:13:37 pm »
Kill the elves and steal Santa's booze.

WWUD if -WHAT WOULD URIST DO.EXE HAS CRASHED-
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3598 on: December 24, 2012, 08:46:02 pm »
Spam cancel announcements.



WWUD if he actually decided to not yell about canceling his work?
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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3599 on: December 24, 2012, 09:02:56 pm »
Die because he walked into magma to finish his job
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