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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673558 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3630 on: December 27, 2012, 06:28:14 am »
Get beaten to death by radscorpions.

WWUD if he had Bloody Mess?
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3631 on: December 27, 2012, 07:48:20 am »
Urist looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
Then Urist would drag the major off to the butchery and show him how fun life is.

What would Urist do if he was about to get a hammer to the head?
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oh_no

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3632 on: December 27, 2012, 09:01:41 am »
He'd ask the hammerer:
    "Can I have a go next?"

WWUD if he got sued for criminal negligence by serving his best friend's beloved pet cat to him undercooked!
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3633 on: December 27, 2012, 02:08:51 pm »
Recieve a 80 day prison sentence. Starve to death because other dwarves kept coming to eat the food delivered to his cell.

WWUD if he forgot what he was supposed to do?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3634 on: December 27, 2012, 07:08:36 pm »
He'd check the forums.

WWUD if he became the Overseer?
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3635 on: December 27, 2012, 08:48:51 pm »
Make a 100 Z-level tower with a booze-bomb catapult on the top.

WWUD If he was an Argonian?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3636 on: December 27, 2012, 11:47:15 pm »
He'd be starve to death in the water, because there were no slopes for him to get out of the water from.

What Would Urist Do if he saw a goblin babysnatcher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3637 on: December 28, 2012, 02:20:22 am »
He'd gather the remaining babies and tell the snatcher he missed some.

WWUD if he were a noble?
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

IronyOwl

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3638 on: December 28, 2012, 05:07:34 am »
Whine a lot.

WWUD if he could fly?
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3639 on: December 28, 2012, 05:26:35 am »
Pathfinding errors. So many errors...

WWUD if elf forest retreats turn out to basically be giant fucking living fortresses that even dwarves are scared of?
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3640 on: December 28, 2012, 09:15:01 am »
More reasons to kill elves and trees.

WWUD if he was an eldritch deity.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3641 on: December 28, 2012, 01:56:16 pm »
Wage war on elven "forces" until the elves had nothing left to worship or live for and committed suicide.

WWUD if the world was dominated by a worldwide city of necromancer towers?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3642 on: December 28, 2012, 05:50:41 pm »
Brake his knee after A dwarven necro tower flings A Undead dwarf at him Via Catapult.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3643 on: December 28, 2012, 09:22:19 pm »
WWUD if he was flung off a necro tower via catapult
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3644 on: December 28, 2012, 09:23:43 pm »
Land and skid, breaking his left foot.

WWUD if the next update comes about and by some weird circumstances he becomes king of the dwarves?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
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