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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673541 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3615 on: December 26, 2012, 12:40:31 am »
Spend months solving it, because of his low intelligence stat. However, his spacial sense is trained to maximum over the duration.

WWUD if he liked slade boats?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3616 on: December 26, 2012, 12:41:58 am »
Spend his life trying to mine slade to make one.

WWUD if he had a boulder of slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3617 on: December 26, 2012, 03:04:43 am »
Use it to encrust an artifact blowgun.

WWUD if he had a choice between which mood to go into?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3618 on: December 26, 2012, 03:45:10 am »
He would enter in a fell mood and kill Urist McLegedarySomething

WWUD if he find that his spouse is a vampire?

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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3619 on: December 26, 2012, 03:59:16 am »
Do the same thing I said earlier in response to the same question ages ago, which is notify the Overseer, again.

WWUD if he was a goomba.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3620 on: December 26, 2012, 10:02:25 am »
The human plumber stomps on the goomba's head, smashing the brain!]
Urist McGoomba has been struck down.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3621 on: December 26, 2012, 12:17:47 pm »
Attack the mayor and start a loyalty cascade.

WWUD if a gate to Oblivion opened?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3622 on: December 26, 2012, 12:38:10 pm »
Complain that morrowind was SOOO much better.

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3623 on: December 26, 2012, 12:49:49 pm »
Be thrown back into the magma pond.

WWUD if he was a Dwemer Neravine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3624 on: December 26, 2012, 02:02:38 pm »
Kill himself for being a reincarnated elf.

WWUD if he was the dwarven ghost of the Neravine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3625 on: December 26, 2012, 06:05:51 pm »
Be slabbed because the overseer doesn't want secretive poltergeists running around.

WWUD if high elves showed up and demanded he stop worshipping his gods of volcanoes and jewels like some sort of heretic pagan?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3626 on: December 26, 2012, 11:30:52 pm »
Tell them they'll need to talk that out with the magma god. Pull the lever if they are confused. If they aren't, pull the lever anyways.

WWUD if he was a necromorph in Dead Space.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3627 on: December 26, 2012, 11:32:45 pm »
He'd use his slasher blades to scratch his back.

WWUD if he had a Bay12 forums account and found this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3628 on: December 26, 2012, 11:33:45 pm »
Be forever On Break because he is too busy posting in this thread.

WWUD if he cannot be on break?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3629 on: December 26, 2012, 11:35:32 pm »
Drink, sleep and eat 25% more often.

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