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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673299 times)

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3030 on: October 25, 2012, 01:08:40 pm »
Leave with the caravan she came with. Its a universally well known fact every caravan actually has an anti-hive mind device, that keeps them safe from the overseer. You see, as the fortress increases in population and wealth, the ability of the hive mind to stretch the effects of its hivemind to indoctrinate mindless saps increases. Only the ill of mind and weak of will are u sally effected (that is why we get so many god damned soap makers after all). After a while, Dwarves have to in close proximity to one of these devices not be indoctrinated, especially when travelling close to the fort. When fort becomes powerful enough, it will attract the regent, thereby showing that the hive mind has grown so massively that it is unstoppable. Unless it gets bored, and we all know what happens then.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3031 on: October 25, 2012, 01:57:04 pm »
Quote from: Detahramet on October 25, 2012, 01:08:40 pm
How WU Dance the time warp

By going back a tick.


So wait, on this comment:
Quote from: Detahramet on October 25, 2012, 01:08:40 pm
Leave with the caravan she came with. Its a universally well known fact every caravan actually has an anti-hive mind device, that keeps them safe from the overseer. You see, as the fortress increases in population and wealth, the ability of the hive mind to stretch the effects of its hivemind to indoctrinate mindless saps increases. Only the ill of mind and weak of will are u sally effected (that is why we get so many god damned soap makers after all). After a while, Dwarves have to in close proximity to one of these devices not be indoctrinated, especially when travelling close to the fort. When fort becomes powerful enough, it will attract the regent, thereby showing that the hive mind has grown so massively that it is unstoppable. Unless it gets bored, and we all know what happens then.

So based on this theory.. Once Toady's hive mind grows more.. We will be able to siege other civs? to travel our hive mind influenced armies across the world? To further reach our tendrils of power?

Anyways..

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3032 on: October 26, 2012, 02:29:46 am »
A Legendary Jester Vampire.

WWUD if he turned into a cutebold.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3033 on: October 26, 2012, 02:34:45 am »
Steal socks. The overseer won't know the difference.

WWUD if in a fortress that had several adventurers guarding it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3034 on: October 26, 2012, 02:44:48 am »
Somehow manage to kill them all while berserk.

WWUD if he was the overseer of our Earth.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3035 on: October 26, 2012, 07:13:44 am »
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Crazily Spin it and say "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND, LIKE A RECORD BABY ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND".

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3036 on: October 26, 2012, 09:15:46 am »
If Urist was JC he'd comment pn how humes of the time werent much bigger than him.  Than conquer the world with steel armour.

If Urist was in a rockband he'd produce controvrsial muszicks, like the original Zelda dungeon theme.  All melodies would of course be played by his beard.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3037 on: October 27, 2012, 08:02:08 am »
Nothing. Urist cancels Everything: Interrupted by Freddy Krueger.

What would Urist do if granted three wishes which could not he about, in any way:
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3038 on: October 27, 2012, 01:22:30 pm »
1. Wish for the ability to wish for infinite wishes
2. Wish for the ability to wish for
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3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Wish for all of
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for all eternity.

WWUD if he could grant only one wish to anyone he chooses so long as they are an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3039 on: October 27, 2012, 03:08:05 pm »
find a suicidal elf.

WWUD candlejack came t
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3040 on: October 27, 2012, 04:15:34 pm »
Laugh because everyone know candlejack doesn't exi

WWUD if he was candlejack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3041 on: October 27, 2012, 05:15:32 pm »
stop exi

WWUD if suddenly random orgy? (and by that i mean random spore cloud)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3042 on: October 28, 2012, 12:33:14 am »
Be horrified to be the most attractive woman in a fortress and to have mistakenly walked into a bachelor party for all the fortress' single men.

WWUD if some jerk let all the male pets out of their cage and caused a spore-splosion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3043 on: October 28, 2012, 02:27:38 am »
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Zon Rimtarothil: "Mmmm, puppywurst..."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3044 on: October 28, 2012, 02:35:48 am »
The spinning marble strikes the fascist in the Head, jamming the brain through the skull!

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