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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673282 times)

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3000 on: October 24, 2012, 02:52:44 pm »
Live on it, hugging / kissing it once every 5 to 10 minutes.

WWUD If he found a puppy?
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Burnup

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3001 on: October 24, 2012, 03:07:51 pm »
He'd look for an adamantine spire.

WWUD if he were overseer?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3002 on: October 24, 2012, 03:11:20 pm »
Run a short but incredibly awesome fort, before dying in like a true dorf; namely on fire and beating a poor marksnub dorf to death because he's insane.

WWUD if he could mutate any way he pleased, but only once and irreversibly?
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3003 on: October 24, 2012, 03:14:48 pm »
Be able to make booze shoot from his hand.

WWUD if aliens were invading?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3004 on: October 24, 2012, 03:16:23 pm »
Prepare the traps, ready the crossbows, and have lots of !!FUN!!. Same thing as any other siege.

WWUD if suddenly.... Plasma Rifles instead of crossbows?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3005 on: October 24, 2012, 04:07:31 pm »
‼goblins‼

WWUD if presented with a slab reportedly offering all manner of secret magics from crazy gods?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3006 on: October 24, 2012, 04:11:19 pm »
Shove it in a stockpile, then trade it to a human caravan for a *Plump Helmet Roast*.

WWUD if whips really did turn into lightsabers?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3007 on: October 24, 2012, 04:17:40 pm »
Can lightsabers dodge lava?

WWUD if he had a practical magma-gun on his house?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3008 on: October 24, 2012, 04:51:35 pm »
Wonder how practical it is that he lives 10 stories underground and the magma gun is in an overhead closet...

WWUD if the entire world wanted to see her ‼burn‼
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3009 on: October 24, 2012, 05:25:14 pm »
About the same as she usually does. Not really a change.

WWUD if she had five pet giant badgers in her room?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3010 on: October 24, 2012, 05:28:02 pm »
Wrassle them.

WWUD if she could access 'chi' and shoot fairly strong energy balls out of her [insert semi-appropriate bodypart here]?
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3011 on: October 24, 2012, 05:56:14 pm »
Fart death.

WWUD if hhad access to ninja powers?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3012 on: October 24, 2012, 05:57:55 pm »
Throw a smoke gre... Ooops! It was a grenade.

Urist McNinja has melted.

WWUD if dwarves became magmaproof?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3013 on: October 24, 2012, 06:30:23 pm »
Not die like the overseer hoped she would. It won't be easy getting the cooled magma off without ripping off skin, though.

WWUD if the overseer demanded she wrassle carp?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3014 on: October 24, 2012, 09:19:17 pm »
Drown.

WWUD if she won Dwarf Fortress? Aside from being bored i mean.
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