Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673298 times)

hops · « **Reply #3045 on:** October 28, 2012, 02:37:40 am »

Nothing because his friends is bees.

WWUD if he was in an older version and an army of cloned werebears attack.

4533josh · « **Reply #3046 on:** October 28, 2012, 07:21:20 am »

Attempt to open the !FUN! as a diversion.

WWUD if he had access to the booze supplies and a goblin?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #3047 on:** October 28, 2012, 07:51:16 am »

Do you need to ask?

What would Urist do if he accidentally killed the booze and drank the goblin instead?

4533josh · « **Reply #3048 on:** October 28, 2012, 09:09:35 am »

Throw a tantrum, forget what he did, then go fight the bronze colossus outside.

WWUD if confronted by a forgotten beast composed of rotten beer.

Detahramet · « **Reply #3049 on:** October 28, 2012, 02:46:13 pm »

Get utterly shitfaced and receive a syndrome that instantly liquefied his brain (however small it may be), and then necro'd his corpse.

WWUD if suddenly orgy (and by that i mean spore cloud), and Urist is male this time?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #3050 on:** October 28, 2012, 05:41:26 pm »

Be in constant pain.

WWUD if the overseen made all the beds from nethercap?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #3051 on:** October 28, 2012, 05:45:52 pm »

~~Be in extreme pain all the time...~~ Ninja'd!

Be extremely cold only some of the time...and never wake up.

WWUD if a member of his adventuring party was actually a bear in disguise?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #3052 on:** October 28, 2012, 05:57:29 pm »

Nothing. Bear? Sweet.

What would Urist do if he was a bear in disguise?

bobboy555 · « **Reply #3053 on:** October 28, 2012, 05:59:52 pm »

He would kill himself and make his corpse into *BEAR-DWARF BONE SCEPTRE*s and *BEAR-DWARF LEATHER SOCK*s

What would Urist do if there were no more *KITTEN BONE CROWN*s left when the caravan arrived?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #3054 on:** October 28, 2012, 09:35:22 pm »

Sell them some of the thousands of mechanisms the mechanics have been churning out for the alst couple years. Mechanics are productive little SOB's.

WWUD if faced with a lack of horribly deadly ideas for traps?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #3055 on:** October 28, 2012, 10:03:49 pm »

Turn those deadly giant axe blade and serrated disk weapon traps into deadly melee weapons.

WWUD if he had a jetpack?

4533josh · « **Reply #3056 on:** October 28, 2012, 10:31:12 pm »

Fly up and up to see if there was validity to the claims that the moon is made of half frozen beer.

WWUD if he wasn't a Dorf?

hops · « **Reply #3057 on:** October 28, 2012, 11:07:21 pm »

Not be named Urist.

WWUD if he met Loud Whispers.

Eric Blank · « **Reply #3058 on:** October 28, 2012, 11:10:22 pm »

Become one of hsi thralls and end up mauled by undead ravens or something similarly stupid.

WWUD if he met you?

hops · « **Reply #3059 on:** October 28, 2012, 11:21:51 pm »

BSOD because bread.
And cat.

WW Bear Do if it was a Urist in disguise?

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