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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673312 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3060 on: October 29, 2012, 12:08:32 am »
Smash it's way into a fortress and guzzle all the booze.

WWUD if a drunken bear fell asleep in the middle of the hall?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3061 on: October 29, 2012, 07:09:47 am »
Nothing. He's cowering in the corner, Interrupted by Bear.

What would Urist do if a bear fell asleep on top of him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3062 on: October 29, 2012, 09:22:54 am »
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.

WWUD if he was the overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3063 on: October 29, 2012, 10:16:06 am »
Order construction of 1000 bottles of beer (on the wall).

What would Urist do if a Bearmanman broke down the retracting bridge that was the only thing keeping it out of the fortress?
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Quote from: Hylas on April 25, 2012, 04:10:18 pm
So, yeah, a stack of 2000 copper coins covered in vile ash that makes you vomit blood to death is my signature weapon.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3064 on: October 29, 2012, 03:45:41 pm »
Quote from: EdwardRech on October 29, 2012, 02:04:47 pm

WWUD if he played Dwarf Fortress

go to the fourms read, feel alienated.

WWUD if he was one of us?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3065 on: October 29, 2012, 04:18:38 pm »
Urist goes and throws a party at the microcline well because nothing happened to him.

What would Urist do if a kea spawned onto the map?
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Quote from: Hylas on April 25, 2012, 04:10:18 pm
So, yeah, a stack of 2000 copper coins covered in vile ash that makes you vomit blood to death is my signature weapon.

Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3066 on: October 29, 2012, 05:09:04 pm »
Kill it before it turns into an Apple product and starts selling faux-swedish furniture.

WWUD if his SAN stat were frozen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3067 on: October 29, 2012, 05:20:51 pm »
Assuming SAN means Sanitation, die of infection after bathing in mud.

WWUD if she were a five foot tall space marine?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3068 on: October 29, 2012, 07:26:18 pm »
Die. Horribly.

WWUD if she could not be harmed, feel pain, or die at all?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3069 on: October 29, 2012, 07:32:05 pm »
Get stuck in a Cave-in. Forevers.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3070 on: October 29, 2012, 10:06:13 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on October 29, 2012, 05:20:51 pm
WWUD if she were a five foot tall space marine?

Aaaaw, who's the short little space marine? You are, Urist, yes you are!

Quote from: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 07:32:05 pm
WWUD if cats coud breed like cells.

He'd be absorbed into the inevitable forming of a new super tissue consisting purely of cats. A super tissue one might call...catser.

WWUD if suddenly a short joke?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3071 on: October 29, 2012, 10:09:58 pm »
"Hey, at least I don't need a new pair of legs."

"Wait, wh-"

Urist cuts the human in the right lower leg with a copper shortsword and the severed part flies off in an arc!

WWUD if tall?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3072 on: October 29, 2012, 11:25:20 pm »
Bump his head on all the doorframes, and be suspected for a humie spy.

WWUD if assaulted by hundreds of mewling kittens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3073 on: October 30, 2012, 05:24:09 am »
(thread went in a bad direction, removed four posts -- next poster please try to make Urist behave)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3074 on: October 30, 2012, 05:41:13 am »
Drown in the flood of cuteness.

WWUD if he behaved? :P
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