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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672789 times)

crazysheep

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2025 on: August 02, 2012, 08:53:26 pm »
Hunt and eat it.

WWUD if the king of his civ was a were-badger?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2026 on: August 03, 2012, 12:15:58 am »
Find a way to make his entire race were-badgers.

WWUD if crossbows were better blunt weapons than warhammers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2027 on: August 03, 2012, 05:09:53 am »
hammerer would take care of anyone who opposes him .

WWUD if the king of his civilization is elf ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2028 on: August 03, 2012, 08:29:41 am »
Hug some trees. And then chop them down, because it's still a dwarven civ.

WWUD if he could part the sea without screw pumps?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2029 on: August 03, 2012, 10:14:10 am »
He would be Moses.

WUUD If he discovered a modern day video camera?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2030 on: August 03, 2012, 12:46:52 pm »
while making a movie he would dodge in waterfall and die with the camera .

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2031 on: August 03, 2012, 01:51:41 pm »
He would be the envy of the entire fortress, and be elected mayor. All of his mayoring data would be stored on the phone. Unfortunately, autocorrect changes half of his words to "socks".

WWUD if he was raised by clowns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2032 on: August 03, 2012, 07:09:40 pm »
He would love slade for its comforting homeliness.

WWUD if he didn't like adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2033 on: August 03, 2012, 10:04:51 pm »
Mine through it with clear purpose of releasing his "parents", and then die from his relatives.

WWUD if he lived in the Inheritance Cycle universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2034 on: August 04, 2012, 12:42:40 am »
Wonder how he's supposed to get his goddamn inheritance, if his parents keep coming back from the dead! Then realize he's in an evil biome and run around outside naked until a skelk kills him.

WWUD if the gods died and the universe was given to him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2035 on: August 04, 2012, 01:03:45 am »
Push *Start New World!)

WWUD if all magma was booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2036 on: August 04, 2012, 01:07:08 am »
FIRST PRIORITY! HIT THE MAGMA BOOZE SEA!


WWUD if dwarves no longer needed drinks, had [SPEED:0] and became intelligent?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2037 on: August 04, 2012, 01:39:54 am »
He'd be a really fast human.

WWUD if he was drowning in a well of booze?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2038 on: August 04, 2012, 01:50:26 am »
Drink it. All of it.

WWUD if he could throw sphere's of boiling booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2039 on: August 04, 2012, 03:23:41 am »
He wouldn't, because he would rather just drink it.

WWUD if elves took his socks?
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