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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672787 times)

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2010 on: August 01, 2012, 11:46:05 am »
he would dig more galena to produce  more silver short swords .

WWUD if adamantine colossuss attacked the fort ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2011 on: August 01, 2012, 07:28:14 pm »
Ignore the squad leader's orders and sit back, watch the carnage, and munch a +Plump Helmet roast+ until he sees a stray sock and flies at it gleefully, then wind up a red stain under the colossus' sole.

What would Urist do if he was out of Sunshine?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2012 on: August 01, 2012, 08:33:18 pm »
Rob the next elven caravan.

WWUD if colossi and fluffy wamblers suddenly ceased to exist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2013 on: August 01, 2012, 09:37:18 pm »
Watch as the population start exploding.

WWUD if there was no population cap and dwarves stopped dying.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2014 on: August 01, 2012, 09:50:40 pm »
Get angry because the meeting hall is overcrowded.

WWUD if he was trapped in his room by an angry bunny?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2015 on: August 01, 2012, 10:12:37 pm »
Nothing, he keeps getting interrupted by the bunny.

What would Urist do if trapped in his room by a nearby magma flood that doesn't flood his room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2016 on: August 02, 2012, 05:59:52 am »
he would go to sleep .

WWUD if the dwarven caravan guards attacked him for stealing «-+=pig tail sock=+-» ? (-+==+- is über quality )
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2017 on: August 02, 2012, 08:53:44 am »
Go into a martial trance and beat them all to death with the sock. Those quality modifiers aren't just for decoration, y'know!

WWUD if plump helmets had to be grown above ground?
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the soapmaker Urist McSudsy has come!  Beware his deadly cleansing action!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2018 on: August 02, 2012, 12:15:21 pm »
dwarves would evolve to humans .

WWUD if he was a human ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2019 on: August 02, 2012, 02:09:49 pm »
Devolve into an elf and change his name from Urist to TreeHugger.

What Would TreeHugger Do if he got a wooden spear?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2020 on: August 02, 2012, 03:40:54 pm »
kill himself , because he killed a tree to create it .

WWUD if he evolved to goblin ?
« Last Edit: August 02, 2012, 04:22:24 pm by brainfreez »
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2021 on: August 02, 2012, 06:16:23 pm »
Smash his head with a drawbridge.

WWUD if four thousand bolts suddenly flew at her from nowhere?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2022 on: August 02, 2012, 08:30:29 pm »
Nothing; he's too busy being furious at how these people DO NOT UNDERSTAND EVOLUTION!!

What would Urist do if, after surviving the attack, s/he had a chance to lecture the fortress on the nuances of Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection, which is a basic and vital tenant of modern biology but which NO ONE even seems to TRY to understand?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2023 on: August 02, 2012, 08:39:27 pm »
Get pissed, decide it isn't worth it, and become an animal trainer.
Then get mauled by a grizzly bear when trying to examine it.

WWUD if evolution's existence or lack there of was determined by the flip of a coin?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2024 on: August 02, 2012, 08:49:52 pm »
Create Urist McSchrodinger's theory of evolution. It's unknowable because there aren't any coins in the fortress. (I'm not listening)

WWUD if the King of his civ was a badger?
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