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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672768 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1995 on: July 30, 2012, 03:48:47 pm »
Recreate the perfect booze, of course!

WWUD if the perfect booze turned out to be highly toxic to dwarves, goblins, and elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1996 on: July 30, 2012, 04:47:34 pm »
Create a booze flooder system for elf caravans and goblin sieges.

WWUD if he got a pie with pie flavour?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1997 on: July 30, 2012, 06:08:50 pm »
eat it.

WWUD if his only wish was to find a camel ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1998 on: July 30, 2012, 06:09:38 pm »
Find one, then get his head kicked in by it.

WWUD if he was Armok for a day?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1999 on: July 30, 2012, 06:44:02 pm »
He would mandate magma pumpstacks and lava dispensers and death to all lovers of nature.

WWUD if he beheld an adamantine pike?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2000 on: July 31, 2012, 03:45:12 am »
A fish made of adamantine? Build a massive dam to catch them all!

WWUD if the fort got 1000 fisherdwarf immigrants after the news of the adamantine pikes got out?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2001 on: July 31, 2012, 05:45:28 am »
the pikes would decrease the number to 5 .

WWUD if a pike stabbed him in left ear ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2002 on: July 31, 2012, 12:39:03 pm »
...And the severed part sails off in an arc!

WWUD if the pike was both kinds of pike AT ONCE?!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2003 on: July 31, 2012, 01:09:51 pm »
Urist cancels Pick up Weapon: interrupted by weapon!

WWUD if he had to choose between a pike and a swordfish?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2004 on: July 31, 2012, 03:09:15 pm »
he would chose swordfish and the fish would kill him.

WWUD if a pike killed fluffy wambler ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2005 on: July 31, 2012, 08:58:20 pm »
Nothing. That is an impossible scenario. Vermin are indestructible, except by cats.

What would Urist do if he realized the above fact?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2006 on: August 01, 2012, 06:32:25 am »
nothing , because dwarves don't believe facts . :P

WWUD if he found his kitten copse on his bed ? (after sleeping for 2 days with it)
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2007 on: August 01, 2012, 06:36:43 am »
Bury it and hope she is not pregnant.


WWUD if EA attacked the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2008 on: August 01, 2012, 08:55:29 am »
urist cancels pull the lever to close the main gate : too lazy  x 209

WWUD if a cave crocodile attacked him ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2009 on: August 01, 2012, 11:09:05 am »
Have his left foot bitten off, then "Urist slashes the cave crocodile in the left body with his adamantium sword, and the severed part sails off in an arc"

WWUD if bronze colossuses attacked x9001?
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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