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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672796 times)

StreetPizza

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2055 on: August 05, 2012, 09:29:35 am »
Accidentally kill him while enjoying a finely-prepared rock salt roast with him.

WWUD if he invented Dwarven air conditioning?
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the soapmaker Urist McSudsy has come!  Beware his deadly cleansing action!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2056 on: August 05, 2012, 09:36:48 am »
Never have to drink again, as it conditions the air with booze.

WWUD he was the dwarven godfather?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2057 on: August 05, 2012, 09:36:54 am »
speak with Italian accent .

WWUD if he was nauseous .

edit : Damn ninjas
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 09:40:47 am by brainfreez »
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2058 on: August 05, 2012, 06:48:12 pm »
Never vomit but die due dehydration

WWUD if he would act in a movie
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Im alive again after a 4 year break!

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2059 on: August 05, 2012, 07:05:31 pm »
instead of acting a slaughter , he would kill everyone for real .

WWUD if he was a dinosaur ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2060 on: August 05, 2012, 07:22:43 pm »
Quote from: brainfreez on August 05, 2012, 07:05:31 pm
instead of acting a slaughter , he would kill everyone for real .

WWUD if he was a dinosaur ?
Evolve,Grow beard,kill elfsaurusses,Evolve,Grow fingers,invent traps,invent beer,pet cats,catsplosion,BIG BANG



WWUD if he was most intelligent person on earth
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2061 on: August 05, 2012, 07:23:19 pm »
Do a rap battle against Einstein.

WWUD if humanity VS dwarfkind?
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brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2062 on: August 05, 2012, 07:33:17 pm »
humanity would throw booze barrels at dwarfkind and while dwarkind is drinking booze , humanity backstabs it .

WWUD if he was a ninja ?
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 07:55:25 pm by brainfreez »
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2063 on: August 05, 2012, 07:50:10 pm »
"Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filth!"

WWUD if he was a kobold?
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brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2064 on: August 05, 2012, 07:52:29 pm »
he would steal useless crafts from his own civilisation .

WWUD if his best friend backstabbed him ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2065 on: August 06, 2012, 01:01:20 am »
He would kill his friend with a scalpel.

WWUD if he was on fire and very thirsty?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2066 on: August 06, 2012, 02:58:05 am »
OH GOD OH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS HELP ME HELP ME oooo that's a nice cup, WATER WATER WATER!

WWUD if he was a ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2067 on: August 06, 2012, 03:30:44 am »
Batter important dwarves and float onto the door that separates the fort from the magma in the nearby volcano. And then throw a party while everyone burns.

WWUD if the goblins decided to go all out and send 1000 troops?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2068 on: August 06, 2012, 04:22:21 am »
throw a party .

WWUD if he was a wereslug ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2069 on: August 06, 2012, 02:47:31 pm »
Ruin the farmers' crops, and get a bounty on his head.

WWUD if he woke up with the realization everyone hated him anyway?
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