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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672802 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2040 on: August 04, 2012, 03:31:40 am »

no more trees could be found on the world .

WWUD if he was raised by wolves ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2041 on: August 04, 2012, 04:13:11 pm »

Create the Dwarven version of the Roman Empire.

WWUD if he made the Dwarven version of the Roman Empire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2042 on: August 04, 2012, 04:14:33 pm »

Drink booze while the mountain freezes.


WWUD if elves mandated him to trade 4 wooden items to them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2043 on: August 04, 2012, 07:02:27 pm »

Kill them in the most horrible way possible. How dare an elf demand anything of a dwarf?

WWUD if the elves invaded, wielding candy weapons and armor, and mounted on dragons, also wearing candy armor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2044 on: August 04, 2012, 08:40:48 pm »

Candy doesn't form a hermetic seal. Magma can seep through all those tiny cracks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2045 on: August 04, 2012, 11:18:22 pm »

Mine ALL The Stone.

WWUD If there was no booze, but lots of children.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2046 on: August 05, 2012, 12:31:23 am »

Drink the children's blood.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2047 on: August 05, 2012, 01:17:55 am »

Start mining air

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2048 on: August 05, 2012, 02:13:16 am »

Wake up with his dong in a tree.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2049 on: August 05, 2012, 02:23:52 am »

"What am I doing with my life?"


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2050 on: August 05, 2012, 04:45:51 am »

refuse to do any work and act like a child .

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2051 on: August 05, 2012, 08:10:04 am »

Bite elves.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2052 on: August 05, 2012, 08:49:31 am »

Start a sock store.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2053 on: August 05, 2012, 09:14:11 am »

Urist mcdwarf strikes himself in the head with his copper battle axe, the severed part goes sailing in an ark!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2054 on: August 05, 2012, 09:27:01 am »

he would be used to lure clowns in a trap.

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