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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[Schilcote]

Drop that bear like an ugly baby.

Drop bear?

AKA:

KILL THAT FUCKING BEAR.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

[ragnarok97071]

Alright, so... <_< need some more experience before I murder the guildmaster.

TIME FOR SOME SPELLCRAFTING.

Work on making a spell that completely drains a person of their Majika, and their ability to regen it, permanently, and transfers it to me. Call it the 'Magefucker'

[dragonshardz]

Drop that bear like an ugly baby.

Drop bear?

AKA:

KILL THAT FUCKING BEAR.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

Okay.

Take dem bears to a trader. Make some monies.

[Schilcote]

Kisame: Make a Massive Warhammer from rubble created by the earthquake.
Sinpwn: Hide in a doorway and begin playing a tune to appease the earth.
Japa: Grab a nearby ground-bound party member, and fly above rooftop level. apologize about earthquake.
TolyK: Get outside.
01101: Return to surface
Ragnarok: TIME FOR SOME SPELLCRAFTING.
Dragonshardz: Take dem bears to a trader. Make some monies.

Kisame:

You pick up a stick off the ground.

Sinpwn:

You strum your lute, but the earth seems inconsolable.

Japa:

You grab Ragnarok and fly upwards.

TolyK:

You stumble outside.

01101:

You go back up.

Ragnarok:

They won't let you into the University until you become a full member. To do that, you have to visit every mage's guild in Cyrodil and ask them for a reccomendation. Bullshit.

You storm out and are suddenly grabbed by Japa and taken up into the sky. You hold onto your hat.

Dragonshardz:

You skin the bears quickly and take the skins to a trader. You get an entire sixteen Septims, woohoo!.

Text:

The rumbling stops. Then, a glob of lava falls out of the sky. It is followed by another. Soon, it is raining big globules of molten rock from the sky. There is an understandable commotion.

[Rose]

Dodge globules, like a boss.


"That is the coolest fireball I've ever casted."

[ragnarok97071]

". . . WHAT? <_< Goddamnit.

Every other guild lets you in with only a few problems, like maybe doing a single job.

THESE FUCKERS NEED ME TO GO TRAIPSING ACROSS THE WHOLE DAMN PROVINCE!?"

*Is kidnapped*

"Oh, what the... <_< Put me back on the ground or I smoke you, not in a good mood right now."

[Rose]

"You sure you want that? look around, I just cast fireball. This place is toast."

[O11O1]

Run around, demanding to know what just happened. Dodge any and all lava

[kisame12794]

Its not a stick, but a Wand of Lava Immunity +1

[TolyK]

Go to a doorway, examine the lava. Try to figure out WTF is happening.

[dragonshardz]

AUGH FUCK WHAT.

TAKE COVER. OR RUN. POSSIBLY BOTH. FIND THE REST OF THE PARTY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. WHY AM I YELLING?

[Sinpwn]

Slink closer into the building and start strumming out water magic as much as possible.

[ragnarok97071]

". . . You dick. <_< you just blew up the place where I can get more and better spells."

[Rose]

"Suck it. This is awesome and you know it."

[Rentorian]

Well if you're still accepting victi- I mean players I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.
If I'm in I'm a HuCast with a photon saber and a photon handgun.
If not I'll just hover around until someone gets themselves killed/vanishes mysteriously.