Shardz: Breathe a sigh of relief. Safe, for now. Check over my gear.
Lo-Rent: Introduce myself to everyone
Ragnarok: DO IT WITH MAJIKA.
Sinpwn: Inspect the robot, attempt to make a tiny version powered by magic using metal scraps. Imbue it with a hatred for every living thing that is not in this ultravan at the moment.
01101: Gets into the ultravan quickly.
TolyK: Interface with the robots.
Kisame: Find the van. On the way find ABSOLUTELY NO leet lewt.
Shardz: 2
You dropped your 16 septims on the way into the van. Darn.
You're also in pretty severe pain from, you know, your internal bleeding.
Rentorian:
You introduce yourself. (Might want to write this out RP-style, since I have no idea what a Huck-assed is.)
Ragnarok: 6 (Helios damnnit rag)
You CAST MOTHERFSCKIN MAJIK.
You FREEZE EVERYTHING AGAIN. Lake Rumaire is completely frozen over thick enough to drive a TIHT-B over. Everyone in the Imperial City and its outlying suburbs suddenly has nasty frostbite, possibly in addition to lava burns.
The falling globules flash to obsidian and pumice, shattering on the ground and breaking through the ceilings of buildings.
The entirety of Cyrodill is going to feel the meterological effects of the sudden extreme cold snap. At least the lava rain has stopped.
The Archmage appears next to you, along with his Adoring Fan.
"What the hell just happened?" the Archmage says.
Steve turns the Ultravan's heater on. It catches on fire.
Sinpwn: 2
Unfortunately, you don't have enough experience with robotics to copy the android. If only someone in this van had lots of experience building and fixing robots with random crap that they found lying around in a post-nuclear wasteland...
01101:
You feel Ragnarok cast another spell. Abeo damn him, everyone's going to freeze their toes off now.
You float into the Ultravan.
TolyK:
The robot doesn't have any obvious interface ports. Must be a male.
Kisame: 5
Holycrapobsidianeverywhere
You grab 384 blocks of obsidian before being found by the Ultravan.
Statuses:
Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
13 HET Grenades
10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
8 Dewelder Grenades
5 Flechette Cartriges
Mentat rush
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power), Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks, George's hardware, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff,
The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer,
FlarePyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims
Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 16 Cobblestone, 6*64+1*8 Obsidian, 64 Torches, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades,
+<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
13 FRAG-12 Shells
25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel LauncherBrass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims
Outcast T-45d Powered Armor
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
4 Stimpaks
?Internal Injuries?
Sprained neck
9 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims
Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
two bars of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.
NPCs:
>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.
Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.
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Don't forget to plug George in.
This was to whom?
No one in particular, though I think you have him. Also, WHARS FUZZI.