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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[Dermonster]

I would get that answer with the 'what' question.

[kisame12794]

"Dammit I don't know! I was told to follow my orders or be arrested for treason. People who go against the government don't live long. Look if you let me go I'll leave. I have seen enough death."

[Dermonster]

"Hmfh, fine. You've served your purpose."
Derm begins to draw the blade away.
"But... I never said I would leave you alive when I was done."
Pause for a quarter of a second, then knock the guy out. Walljump up to a roof and head in the direction the soldiers are going, stealthily.

[ragnarok97071]

But it WORKED. This time. Yeah, not going to be throwing it around like a standard spell, but eh.

"Yeah, if you guys need me I'll be over here surveying the rubble for anything cool that didn't get blown to shit."

Search the rubble for anything cool that didn't get blown to shit while nitpicking the doomsday spell to figure out where it got out of control.

[dragonshardz]

Head in the same direction dermonster is heading. Take back alleys and such as much as possible.

"I've got your back!"

[kisame12794]

Turn 6:

Pause for a quarter of a second, then knock the guy out. Walljump up to a roof and head in the direction the soldiers are going, stealthily.

6
You swing your arm and knock the soldier unconsious, hurting your hand in the process! Guess you didn't know your own strengh! There are no roofs. Rag blew them all up. So you climb onto a rubble pile and spy on the other soldiers. They seem to be clearing a path through the rubble.

Search the rubble for anything cool that didn't get blown to shit while nitpicking the doomsday spell to figure out where it got out of control.

2
You find dust. Dust and broken bricks. You take some anyway. You never know...
Roll to Nitpick:4
After nitpicking for a while you come to the simplest answer. YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE AWSOMNESS THAT IS CLUSTERFUCK!!! You need to level up your badassery to be able to use that spell safely. If throwing around a massive ball of magical energy can be considered "safe". You need 3 more 6's to level up Badassery.

Head in the same direction dermonster is heading. Take back alleys and such as much as possible.

1
What? Did you say relax? Alright, time for some shuteye. You fall asleep. Get hit or roll a 3 or higher to wake up.

You all hear the rumble of appraching heavy armor. Except Dragonshardz, because he's asleep. Lazy bum. The rumbling gets closer. They should be here before long. 2 turns until arrival. Best mop up who's left and dig in.

[Dermonster]

Dive into a tall pile of rubble, then arrange it so I have a clear vantage point.

[kisame12794]

Tall?

[Dermonster]

I just need to be higher than they are and hidden, while still being able to see them.

[kisame12794]

Dive into a tall of rubble, then arrange it so I have a clear vantage point.

[Dermonster]

 

[ragnarok97071]

"So I need to be more awesome, huh? Alright, just a matter of time. Into the back of the spellbook with that one... I'll just stick to making army-sized pancakes for now."

Keep Searching. If something attacks, Graviga them into a pancake.

[dragonshardz]

Head in the same direction dermonster is heading. Take back alleys and such as much as possible.

1
What? Did you say relax? Alright, time for some shuteye. You fall asleep. Get hit or roll a 3 or higher to wake up.

You all hear the rumble of appraching heavy armor. Except Dragonshardz, because he's asleep. Lazy bum. The rumbling gets closer. They should be here before long. 2 turns until arrival. Best mop up who's left and dig in.

What in the hell are you playing at? Rolling a 1 in this case should mean something like falling flat on my ass, not falling the fuck asleep. This is bullshit.

 

[O11O1]

WHERE IS SHILCOTE?!

[kisame12794]

In a galaxy far, far away, the previous GM waits.