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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 188277 times)

dragonshardz

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1155 on: September 11, 2011, 06:22:06 pm »

Pick up my rifle and look around the corner towards the sounds of battle. Shoot back at someone if they shoot at me.[/b]

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1156 on: September 14, 2011, 08:13:51 am »

Turn 3:

Observe the relative state of the battle. How many combatants, their relative deadliness, that sort of thing.

3
You see guns. You see people running away.

Pick up my rifle and look around the corner towards the sounds of battle. Shoot back at someone if they shoot at me.[/b]

3

You pick up your rifle and poke you head around the corner. Unfortunately you look the wrong way.

Roll to notice:
Dragonshards 1
Dermonster 6

Dragonshards remains unnoticed in the crowd of people, but Dermonster got noticed. Oh did he get noticed. Almost immediately bullets start whizzing by harmlessly. You see someone grab a radio and yell into it. Great now everybody knows your here.

OCC: So much for a stealth mission. Not really suprising.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1157 on: September 14, 2011, 08:17:18 am »

Roof hop away from the action, wait till they get disinterested, then attempt a bit of recon.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1158 on: September 14, 2011, 01:46:06 pm »

Look the other way.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1159 on: September 14, 2011, 02:19:30 pm »

Follow along. Don't bother actually doing anything useful.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1160 on: September 14, 2011, 02:41:43 pm »

Follow along. Don't bother actually doing anything useful.
Same as above. Except shoot stuff.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1161 on: September 15, 2011, 02:49:12 pm »

Follow along. Don't bother actually doing anything useful.
Same as above. Except shoot stuff.

Same as first, but looting as I move.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1162 on: September 16, 2011, 11:10:46 am »

Turn 4:

Roof hop away from the action, wait till they get disinterested, then attempt a bit of recon.


6
You move out of their line of sight. The firing stops. You peek out over the roof. It seems that they completly forgot about you. I guess they have short attention spans.

Look the other way.

3

You look the other way. Howerver your veiw is obscured by the constant stream of people running away from the battle.

Follow along. Don't bother actually doing anything useful.

4
You stand there and relax. Nice weather, isn't it?

Follow along. Don't bother actually doing anything useful.
Same as above. Except shoot stuff.

2
You shoot stuff. Stuff being the wall.
Roll for damage:1
Holy crap that is a weak ass gun. Didn't even leave a mark.

Follow along. Don't bother actually doing anything useful.
Same as above. Except shoot stuff.

Same as first, but looting as I move.

3
There is nothing to loot up here.
Roll to notice:2
One or two notice you but they dissmis you as nothing. Wow, no attation span AND they're dumber than bricks.

The gunfire is getting closer, and the flodd of people is getting smaller. They should be here soon.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1163 on: September 16, 2011, 11:21:41 am »

Seriously, what the fuck.

Climb atop a crate. SEE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1164 on: September 16, 2011, 11:28:57 am »

The RNG hates you guts.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1165 on: September 16, 2011, 11:36:48 am »

RINSE. REPEAT.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1166 on: September 16, 2011, 01:28:15 pm »

Get a better view.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1167 on: September 16, 2011, 03:01:35 pm »

Pop down a nearby alleyway, grab a passerby, and drag him to the shadows.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1168 on: September 16, 2011, 10:07:00 pm »

Lessee. Enemies.

What do we do to enemies?

GRAVIGA. AEROGA. FIRAGA. COMBO.

SUPAH COMPRESSED PURE OXYGEN FIREBALL, BITCHES.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1169 on: September 19, 2011, 08:25:45 am »

Turn 5:

Seriously, what the fuck.

Climb atop a crate. SEE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

4

Climbing on top of some crates you see that several well armed squads of infantry are advancing up the street, facing little or no resistance.


Follow along. Don't bother actually doing anything useful.
Same as above. Except shoot stuff.

1

Again it seems like a good idea to shoot stuff. Stuf being random boxes.
Roll to damage: 5
The boxes almost explode with the force of the shots. Huh guess the wall was really strong then.
Roll for loot:3
YAY LEWT! You grab some box fragments. I guess they could be worth something?

Get a better view.

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You decide to get a better view. Of the wall.
Spot check:5
Oh wow. It seems there was a sign on the wall. Looking closer you see "Danger Explosives Warehouse". So THATS why the wall is so strong. Better not shoot the wal again.


Pop down a nearby alleyway, grab a passerby, and drag him to the shadows.

5
You grab a random passerby and drag him to the shadows. Hey it's one of those soldiers you saw earlier!

Lessee. Enemies.

What do we do to enemies?

GRAVIGA. AEROGA. FIRAGA. COMBO.

SUPAH COMPRESSED PURE OXYGEN FIREBALL, BITCHES.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!


1
You mix together all of those spells, creating a masive ball of magical energy. The power contained is too much for you to handle! The spell spiras out of control almost draining all of your magic!
Roll to aim:2
You throw the massive ball away! It bounces off the walls! Hey wasn't one of those walls connected to an explosives warehouse? Oh shit.
Roll to damage
Random warehouse:6
Explosives warehouse:4
The Random warehouse is completly leveled! Total Destruction! The explosives warehouse is destroyed!
Roll to Explode:2
You all hear a loud pop. Well I guess the warehouse was empty. Mostly.

The amount of destuction caused by Ragnarok has stopped the advance of the enemy! It will take a bit for them to get across the piles of rubble thrown up by The Clusterfuck spell. Rag gains a new spell, Clusterfuck!

OCC: Rag I hope you learned that highly unstable spell combos in an urban setting are a BAD IDEA. Dermonster you can interrogating the soldier is a free action. Oh and for future actions specify what "stuff" and who you are following.
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