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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 536565 times)

Taricus

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2880 on: April 29, 2011, 12:54:48 pm »
Taric quietly motioned Cain to hand the radio over.
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Tarran

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2881 on: April 29, 2011, 01:05:07 pm »
"Oh, of course it's a joke. We loose two guys and I nearly die, of course I should make a goddamn joke! NO IT'S NOT A JOKE!

*Sigh* If you have anything against the AI, take it out on the AI, ma'am. I didn't program that asshole."
« Last Edit: April 29, 2011, 01:07:35 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2882 on: April 29, 2011, 02:06:19 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on April 29, 2011, 01:05:07 pm
"Oh, of course it's a joke. We loose two guys and I nearly die, of course I should make a goddamn joke! NO IT'S NOT A JOKE!

*Sigh* If you have anything against the AI, take it out on the AI, ma'am. I didn't program that perverted fail-coded asshole."
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2883 on: April 29, 2011, 03:26:24 pm »
Quote from: Ahra on April 29, 2011, 02:06:19 pm
Quote from: Tarran on April 29, 2011, 01:05:07 pm
"Oh, of course it's a joke. We loose two guys and I nearly die, of course I should make a goddamn joke! NO IT'S NOT A JOKE!

*Sigh* If you have anything against the AI, take it out on the AI, ma'am. I didn't program that perverted fail-coded asshole."
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ooc: He isn't exactly coded... It's difficult to explain and plot relevant, but he wasn't programmed to be constantly horny, that's just him.


She nods in exasperation and hands the linked radio back to Taric. "I apologize captain, it's been a difficult time for us all. For that reason I will pass over your lack of formal address, this is not a social event." She sighs and massages her temples. "Hoke models have in the past known to be unstable, I had never actually used one however. It was not what I expected."

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Tarran

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2884 on: April 29, 2011, 03:31:28 pm »
Quote from: Draignean on April 29, 2011, 03:26:24 pm
ooc: He isn't exactly coded... It's difficult to explain and plot relevant, but he wasn't programmed to be constantly horny, that's just him.
So he was a person who had their brain transferred into an AI model? Sounds like fun, gotta try that out when I'm dying.

"Heh, yeah, Hoke's model is quite interesting. I actually thought he was a person on the way here from earth. I never expected him to be an AI.

So, what now? We going to get out or what?"
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2885 on: April 29, 2011, 03:35:49 pm »
Dom snorted in derision. "You can picture how much fun it is to actually be ON that ship with him. Where apparently he has cameras everywhere." She thought for a moment. "I can't really think of a good cover story, that kinda thing's not what I'm good at." She wasn't much of a liar, anyway. "I suppose we could put Teague in an unchained uniform and with our technocrat ones claim we were escorting a dangerous prisoner or somethin'. At least if he keeps acting weird we could try it, anyway."
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2886 on: April 29, 2011, 03:37:06 pm »
"OI!, If you're going to hit on anyone, IT WILL BE ME!"

AKA Me yelling at nathaniel...
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2887 on: April 29, 2011, 03:43:05 pm »
"Taric... Mrs. Major is in the same room, you know... along with us. Maybe you should speak a little quieter?"
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2888 on: April 29, 2011, 03:44:51 pm »
"Why?"
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2889 on: April 29, 2011, 03:48:33 pm »
*Stare*

"Just... forget it..."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2890 on: April 29, 2011, 03:55:21 pm »
"Acoustics, dude," Dom said. "It's a small metal room. Yelling is kinda loud in here."
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2891 on: April 29, 2011, 04:05:50 pm »
Major Caine begins looking severe at Tarran again. "Captain, perhaps I wasn't clear. I will forgive you once for neglecting the titles of your superior officers, which in this case are Major or Ma'am, not Mrs. Major." She lets her glare of doom sink in for a second before continuing. "We can't just get you out, we're trying to lay low until the Technocracy transport gets here. If you can manage to convince them to let you out, even under guard, I could have a few of our men guard you instead of theirs. The colony leader will probably come around their dawn with the security chief who you met to interrogate you, they're civvies so it should be pretty gentle. How you win the hearts and minds of the natives after that is up to you. Namu Amida Butsu."

Quote from: Taricus on April 29, 2011, 03:37:06 pm
"OI!, If you're going to hit on anyone, IT WILL BE ME!"

"Oh hey, you're alive, I'm sooo happy. I understand your interest in me, and I feel the same way, but I don't think we can be together, so put the lady back on."
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2892 on: April 29, 2011, 04:08:17 pm »
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Wait, what?!

"Do I have to lock you out of all the ship systems?"
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2893 on: April 29, 2011, 04:11:26 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 29, 2011, 04:08:17 pm
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Wait, what?!

You rolled a 1, that's all I can tell you.


"Oh sure, try it." A gasp of static comes from the other end. "But wait, you aren't here? How very terrible."

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Dom is strong, Trol is Unlucky.
« Reply #2894 on: April 29, 2011, 04:13:22 pm »
Tarran is of course completely unaffected by the doom stare because he just doesn't give a crap.

"'Namu Amida Butsu', Ma'am? I never took any Chinese lessons."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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