FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackBattleActionsFW: Tame snakes.
Mutie: Grab snakes off me.
Rats: Attack snakes if still hostile. Otherwise bring me my leg.
(...) "Obey me- OH GOD GET IT OFF"
"What's happening in there?! Are you okay?!"
The snakes continue to wrap tightly around you, and two of them slither onto your chest! One lunges at your neck!
(...) Craning your neck forward, you headbutt the snake and send it flying!
(...) Mutie rolls over to you and wraps his foretentacle around the large constrictor snake on your chest! He wrenches it from your body, but it manages to wrap around and incapacitate
her! Oh, and you can move your arms again.
(...) The rats crawl out from under Mutie and swarm the two closest snakes, tearing them apart!
Fantasy: Check: are snakes guilty? If so, prepare them for the grill (fillets). If not, then go on to the lizardmen and crundles and prepare them for HELL!
(...) Eh, you sense minimal guilt from those snakes. Those Crundles and Lizard Men, on the other hand, are a gold mine! You enter the dining room, then make sure to carefully descend the obviously-placed staircase in the center of the room instead of leaping wildly over the side of the walkway. You sneak up on the remaining Lizard Man and deliver a surprise attack with your claymore!
(...) The Lizard Man sees you coming and rolls out of the way, following up with a stab at your chest with his spear!
(...) Your armor deflects the blow, but you're staggered by the attack! The Lizard Man starts advancing on you!
FW: Crundle... will it blend?
(...) You can't quite reach your battleaxe! The Crundle leans back, then thrusts forward with its large horns!
(...) The horn impales your eye and you scream in pain as the rest of the Crundles swarm around you!
Fantasy: Enter dining room
(...) You stand up, dust yourself off, and shamble awkwardly into the dining room. There seems to be a big battle going on below. Suddenly, you hear a sound to your right!
"EEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE"
The Bat Man hovers toward you, cackling and baring his claws!
Fantasy: Shoot the Crundles in a collateral, then dodge to the right.
(...) You fire a barrage of bulllets at the Crundles, catching two of them off guard and disabling them with leg shots! You then attempt to dodge, but your twisted ankle has other ideas. You fall to the ground, your foot throbbing with pain.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Headbutting
goddamned snakes.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle Skull |
Missing Right Arm |
Missing Leg x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
Light Bleeding |
FaintAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Raising his blade.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes | Derm's Leg
Wounds:
No Liver |
Missing ArmAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Overlooking the battle.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb |
Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding) |
Living Peg-Leg (Parasitically Leeching Life Force From)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Missing Leg x2Abilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar |
Possessed |
Faint
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Taking potshots.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x9 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf Barrel |
Map of BistökmafolWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Twisted AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR |
Legendary Swimmer
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Considering a Crundle leather eye patch.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
OzurlidodWounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black Eye |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress