FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackMarsh LandActionsFW: Me: Grab onto Mutie.
Rats: Grab onto Mutie.
Mutie: Katamari up the stairs. Na, na na na na na na na na katamari damacy~~~
(...) You give Mutie a big hug!
(...) The rats paddle through the water and leap onto Mutie's back, burrowing into him and creating a nest. He doesn't seem to notice.
(...) Mutie rolls up the stairs, carrying you all to safety!
FW: Recklessly charge into battle! (Help Frelock)
(...) You decide that you had better help Frelock out. Before you can do anything, however, something huge and spherical rolls up the stairs and crushes you beneath its weight!
Fantasy: Find a safe-place.
(...) You're already in a safe-place-type-area, being out of the way of the torrent of water. Against all logic, you decide that that just won't do and perform a beautiful swan dive into the hole in the floor. The gushing water hits you hard in the back, slamming you into the floor in the room below! The wind is knocked out of you, and you can't move out from under the rushing current!
Fantasy: Explain my plight to my ghost/rat friend, and ask for any spectral assistance he can provide
"A little help here, Bloodbeard?"
"Hrrrmm?"
"I'm not talking to- wait, how are you talking to me?"
"I slipped two scrying orbs in your pocket before you left, since I knew you'd immediately lose the first one. Dumbass."
"Skreeeeeeeeeeee~~~"
Bloodbeard flies into your chest, and you can feel his rat soul alongside yours. You feel a bit lighter!
Fantasy: If the thing is guilty, then commence with the stabbing. If not, run off towards that tower with the windmills, looking for levers.
(...) You sense surprisingly little guilt on it, but you figure you might as well sacrifice it. You spin around to find three gargoyles landing in front of you! Acting quickly, you unsheathe your sword and charge at the closest one!
(...) You thrust forward viciously with your sword, ready to tear the gargoyle apart!
(...) The gargoyle flips over your head and lands behind you, catching you by surprise! The gargoyle bites at your neck!
(...) You twist out of the way, but the gargoyle manages to grab you from behind!
RRRRAAAAGGHHH
The second gargoyle punches at you,
(...) but you spin around and use the first gargoyle as a shield!
(...) The gargoyle on your back flails around and you fall to the ground!
*SNORT*
The third gargoyle leaps at you,
(...) but you manage to break the grasp of the first gargoyle and roll out of the way! You climb back onto your feet and ready your blade once more.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Wondering if there's a good Katamari spell he can learn.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle SkullAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Thinking up a good Xanatos Gambit. ...Get it? Because Xanatos was... the villain... on Gargoyles? Never mind...
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
AsthmaAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Craving cheese... wait what?!
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb |
Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Missing Leg x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding x2 |
FaintAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar |
Possessed |
Faint
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Choking.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Laying under Mutie.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
OzurlidodWounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black EyeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress