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[iiowyn]

John Freeman is actually Jaime Hyneman...

[Dermonster]

CANNOT UNSEE.

[EmeraldWind]

John Freeman is actually Jaime Hyneman...

Yeah, I thought that too. (Too bad he isn't in the Fantasy world though... if the group killed a dragon or something he could have said, "Myth Busted!" in a really epic way.)

[monk12]

[Gatleos]

Alright, I'm back! Sorry for the wait, there've been a lot of things going on. But we're back on schedule now.

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Turn 112
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META TURN:

THIS IS THE FUTURE

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Potential For Anything

Actions

Meta: Follow Freeman.

(...) You stand over the prone Freeman, staring at him for a while.

Meta: "We're under attack! Quickly everyone, to the security pedestal!"

(...)

"We're under attack! Quickly everyone, to the security pedestal!"
"But we're nowhere near the battlefront right n-"
"My God, you're right! EVERYONE TO BATTLE STATIONS!"

The dining hall erupts into activity as the hundreds of jumpsuit clad diners leap into action! People start rushing out of the dining hall down the various hallways!

"This is Lieutenant Obutu, requesting all officers to the bridge!"

RW: Run into the kitchen and fill some canisters with gas to make ammo for my launcher.

(...) You grunt and crawl on the ground a bit.

RW: Ramp up the transmission power and try MC again.

(...)

"MC, can you hear me?!"
"Yes, stop shouting."
"Okay, see that panel up on the wall? I need you to hit that!"
"I'll see what I can do."

(...) MC leaps at the panel, but fails to touch it!

"No dice."
"Keep trying!"

Meta: Computer, activate super hard mode, DF, with a super-large world and a 1050 year history; embark on a 16x16 ocean map with a natural waterfall with as many cavern layers as possible.  Spend all embark points on cats, and set the ignition temperature for cat's fur in the raws to 10.

(...)
"Computer, activate super hard mode, DF, with a super-large world and a 1050 year history; embark on a 16x16 ocean map with a natural waterfall with as many cavern layers as possible.  Spend all embark points on cats, and set the ignition temperature for cat's fur in the raws to 10."

Checking scenario alias "DF"......... match found. This scenario was forbidden by Earth Federation officials for fear of compromising ship computers. Access denied.

"Pleeeeaaase?"

Access denied.

"Pwetty pwease with a chewwy on top?"

Access granted.

The world goes out of focus and disappears completely, replaced by total darkness. You can hear a faint chugging sound, like the holodeck computer is loading something huge. Suddenly, the world around you explodes into vibrant colors! Around you is a vast beach with towering cliffs overhead. The sea etends into the distance, out of sight. Considering your embark choices, this is surprisingly serene. You expected some kind of hell on earth. Everyone's standing still, too-



"Computer, press space bar."



You feel intense heat around you as all the cats spontaneously combust. Unfortunately, the burning cats seem to be the least of this embark's problems. You feel an enormous rumbling noise from beneath the earth, and the world around you begins to tear at the seams! The ground blows apart and sinks into a seemingly bottomless chasm as far as the eye can see, and the ocean ahead begins draining all at once into the chasm below! The sky darkens, and an intense red light emanates from the great swirling magma sea at the bottom of the cavern! The whole site tumbles down into the gaping crater, house-sized rocks plummeting around it!



Horrifying screams come from the darkness below, and an undulating pillar of screeching demons explodes from beneath the magma sea and blots out the sky! The heat becomes unbearable as you all continue to tumble toward the great magma sea, and you can see schools of ravenous magma carp gulping at you below!

A glowing aura around the padded holodeck walls dissipates, and you look around the room. Smoke is billowing out from the panel on the wall. The door (which now seems to be back in front of you) opens with a labored scrape, startling you a bit.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Location: Holodeck
Currently: All like, "Whoa man, that was nuts."
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Keen Helmet | Leather Gloves | Pencil x4 | Broken Guitar | Coffee Mug | Marshall C. Coburn (commanding) | Micro Mecha Spider (commanding?)
Wounds: Heavy Burns
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Spraying blood from the eye that had a thermometer jammed further into it when he landed OH GOD
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds | (...)
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Location: Holodeck
Currently: A bit confused.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle | Balloon Animal | Mirror Suit
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis | Pyrokinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Laying on Cleanz0r.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner | Wheelchair | Burlap Sack | Spray Can | Gas Mask | Bucket | Cleanz0r (commanding)
Wounds: Missing Legs | Triple Head Bumps | Blind
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT | Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy | Clairvoyance
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Thinking of trimming his beard into a wicked walrus 'stache.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades | Cheetah Arm | Spacesuit | Arm Cannon | Paperweight x3
Wounds: None
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall C. Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser | Web Shooter

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong
Spur of Conflagration to Giga Lazor

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters
Maintenance Deck 3, Engineering Lab
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

The quest for The Keystone has begun.

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!
Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed Miserably
Brave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.

Current Soundtrack
Marsh Land

Actions

Fantasy: Follow Frelock.

(...) You run up the stairs and past Frelock, toward the nearby room. Peering inside, you see a large oaken chest at the far end. In the center of the room is a thick wooden support.

"No HEN, stop! It's a trap!"

You step on a pressure plate near the center of the room, causing the support to collapse! The ceiling is wrenched open by a torrent of water! (...) You backflip out of the way and slam into the back wall, landing safely at the other side! The gushing pillar of water smashes through the thin cobbled stone floor and begins filling up the level below!

Fantasy: Ride the ghost of Bloodbeard

(...) You leap through Bloodbeard a few times, mashing your face into the grass and looking terribly silly.

FW: Proceed, with three weapons in beard.

(...) You walk through the entrance hall, head up the stairs, and arrive at the penultimate floor. You can hear loudly rushing water, and you can see Frelock looking into a nearby room.

FW: Go down the steps and blast open any locked doors I come across.

(...) You try to open the floor hatch but it's locked, so you head up the stairs and open the first door you see. A wall of water gushes out of the room, knocking you over and flooding the hallway!

Fantasy: Into the lit room, and further down.

(...) You decide to go down, but end up going up instead. Luckily, the light was up, so you ended up just where you wanted to be. You have reached the top floor of the fortress. Off to the side, you can see a small tower. The sound of gushing water can be heard within, and you can see spinning windmills atop the highest floor of the tower. You hear a screeching noise and flapping wings nearby, descending on you from above!

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Tumbling around in the hallway.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring| Mutie (Commanding) | Sword | Armor | Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds: Heavy Burns | Brittle Skull
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Tentacle Arm | Water Blast | Superheat | Tectonic Shift | Lightning Rod | Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Ackbarring.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes
Wounds: Asthma
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement | Legsplosion | Greater Legsplosion | Armsplosion | Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Laying in the grass.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow | Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding)
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing | Left Arm Missing | Missing Leg x2 | Very Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: Booze Power (...) | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar | Faint
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Did you know that Hydrophobia can mean a fear of water or rabies? Either is perfectly justifiable for HEN at this point.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 | Sword | Tattered Shirt | Leaf Barrel
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact | Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soapmaker
Description
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Twirling his beard.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe | Bamboo Pegarm | Stone Arm | Ozurlidod
Wounds: Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe | Heavy Bruising | Missing Tooth x2 | Black Eye
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance | Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name: Mutie
Description: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress

[Dermonster]

RW: Thank MC for his effort. Fuse Broken guitar, mini mecha spider, metal spear, and leather gloves. Make something Fucking awesome.
MC: Fire webbing at hostiles if they appear. (Does he have any webbing?)

FW: Me: Grab onto Mutie.
Rats: Grab onto Mutie.
Mutie: Katamari up the stairs. Na, na na na na na na na na katamari damacy~~~


Will MC ever get a sprite? 0u0

[_DivideByZero_]

RW: Repeat last action.
FW: Recklessly charge into battle! (Help Frelock)

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Follow freeman
Fantasy: Find a safe-place.

[monk12]

Meta: Cautiously exit Holodeck

Fantasy: Explain my plight to my ghost/rat friend, and ask for any spectral assistance he can provide

[Frelock]

Meta:See what I can do about this bloody eye.  Then pick up the thermometer for good luck.

Fantasy: If the thing is guilty, then commence with the stabbing.  If not, run off towards that tower with the windmills, looking for levers.

[Gatleos]

Okay, NOW we're back. I can't believe I got delayed between turns twice in a row...

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Turn 113
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META TURN:

Great, you broke it. Now what?

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Dynamo Core

Actions

RW: Thank MC for his effort. Fuse Broken guitar, mini mecha spider, metal spear, and leather gloves. Make something Fucking awesome.
MC: Fire webbing at hostiles if they appear. (Does he have any webbing?)

(...) You tear apart the leather gloves and re-stitch them into a little leather jacket for the mini mecha spider! THAT IS SO ADORABLE
(...) Try as he might, MC doesn't seem to have any webbing to shoot.

"how do i shot web"

RW: Repeat last action.

(...) You attempt to return to the kitchen that only exists in the simulation which you are no longer in.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It doesn't work.

Luckily, this is the type of future setting you'd normally find in some kind of generic FPS game, so there's a small canister of gasoline inexplicably sitting nearby. You yoink it.

Meta: Follow freeman

(...) You watch Freeman walk out of the holodeck and retrieve something from the room outside.

Meta: Cautiously exit Holodeck

(...) Peeking around the corner, you see a lobby outside the holodeck. It's littered with all the debris that fell after you toward the holodeck. The room itself seems to be a junction between three areas: the holodeck, the laboratory you were in before, and another area to the left marked "Secondary Storage".

Meta:See what I can do about this bloody eye.  Then pick up the thermometer for good luck.

(...) You tear off more of your jumpsuit, wrapping it around your head to cover your bleeding eye. That should allow it to heal. You also pick up the thermometer and carry it with you.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Dressing up his dolls deadly attack droids.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Keen Helmet | Pencil x4 | Broken Guitar | Coffee Mug | Marshall C. Coburn (commanding) | Micro Mecha Spider (commanding)
Wounds: Heavy Burns
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Patching up his eye.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger | Cheetah Arm | Thermometer
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds | (...)
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Exploring.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle | Balloon Animal | Mirror Suit
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis | Pyrokinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Laying on Cleanz0r.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner | Wheelchair | Burlap Sack | Spray Can | Gas Mask | Bucket | Cleanz0r (commanding)
Wounds: Missing Legs | Triple Head Bumps | Blind
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT | Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy | Clairvoyance
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Location: Holodeck
Currently: Collecting ammo.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades | Cheetah Arm | Spacesuit | Arm Cannon | Paperweight x3 | Gasoline Canister
Wounds: None
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall C. Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser | Web Shooter

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong
Spur of Conflagration to Giga Lazor

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters
Maintenance Deck 3, Engineering Lab
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

The quest for The Keystone has begun.

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!
Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed Miserably
Brave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.

Current Soundtrack
Marsh Land

Actions

FW: Me: Grab onto Mutie.
Rats: Grab onto Mutie.
Mutie: Katamari up the stairs. Na, na na na na na na na na katamari damacy~~~

(...) You give Mutie a big hug!
(...) The rats paddle through the water and leap onto Mutie's back, burrowing into him and creating a nest. He doesn't seem to notice.
(...) Mutie rolls up the stairs, carrying you all to safety!

FW: Recklessly charge into battle! (Help Frelock)

(...) You decide that you had better help Frelock out. Before you can do anything, however, something huge and spherical rolls up the stairs and crushes you beneath its weight!

Fantasy: Find a safe-place.

(...) You're already in a safe-place-type-area, being out of the way of the torrent of water. Against all logic, you decide that that just won't do and perform a beautiful swan dive into the hole in the floor. The gushing water hits you hard in the back, slamming you into the floor in the room below! The wind is knocked out of you, and you can't move out from under the rushing current!

Fantasy: Explain my plight to my ghost/rat friend, and ask for any spectral assistance he can provide

"A little help here, Bloodbeard?"
"Hrrrmm?"
"I'm not talking to- wait, how are you talking to me?"
"I slipped two scrying orbs in your pocket before you left, since I knew you'd immediately lose the first one. Dumbass."
"Skreeeeeeeeeeee~~~"

Bloodbeard flies into your chest, and you can feel his rat soul alongside yours. You feel a bit lighter!

Fantasy: If the thing is guilty, then commence with the stabbing.  If not, run off towards that tower with the windmills, looking for levers.

(...) You sense surprisingly little guilt on it, but you figure you might as well sacrifice it. You spin around to find three gargoyles landing in front of you! Acting quickly, you unsheathe your sword and charge at the closest one! (...) You thrust forward viciously with your sword, ready to tear the gargoyle apart! (...) The gargoyle flips over your head and lands behind you, catching you by surprise! The gargoyle bites at your neck! (...) You twist out of the way, but the gargoyle manages to grab you from behind!

RRRRAAAAGGHHH

The second gargoyle punches at you, (...) but you spin around and use the first gargoyle as a shield! (...) The gargoyle on your back flails around and you fall to the ground!

*SNORT*

The third gargoyle leaps at you, (...) but you manage to break the grasp of the first gargoyle and roll out of the way! You climb back onto your feet and ready your blade once more.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Wondering if there's a good Katamari spell he can learn.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring| Mutie (Commanding) | Sword | Armor | Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds: Heavy Burns | Brittle Skull
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Tentacle Arm | Water Blast | Superheat | Tectonic Shift | Lightning Rod | Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Thinking up a good Xanatos Gambit. ...Get it? Because Xanatos was... the villain... on Gargoyles? Never mind...
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes
Wounds: Asthma
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement | Legsplosion | Greater Legsplosion | Armsplosion | Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Craving cheese... wait what?!
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow | Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb | Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding)
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing | Left Arm Missing | Missing Leg x2 | Very Heavy Bleeding x2 | Faint
Abilities: Booze Power (...) | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar | Possessed | Faint
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Choking.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 | Sword | Tattered Shirt | Leaf Barrel
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact | Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soapmaker
Description
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Laying under Mutie.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe | Bamboo Pegarm | Stone Arm | Ozurlidod
Wounds: Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe | Heavy Bruising | Missing Tooth x2 | Black Eye
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance | Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name: Mutie
Description: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress

[Dermonster]

RW: Loot holodeck machinery innards.
MC: Seek out webbing.

FW: Teleport up to Frelock.
Mutie: Continue Katamari-ing. Grab stragglers as you pass by.

[monk12]

Meta: Loot Secondary Storage

Fantasy: Find the rest of the team


My soul-mate is a ghost rat. Hilarious.

[_DivideByZero_]

RW: Enter secondary storage.
FW: Lift spherical object with beard.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Try to have My Gauss Rifle Matirialize out of the computer realm into the meta realm.
Fantasy: WIll the water to lift me up and float (AKA gain Hydromancy)