FANTASY TURN:Clear waters lie between you and Helmath!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackOcean ReduxActionsFantasy: Investigate how to make my new skill work backwards as well.
(...) Nope. Doesn't seem to work that way.
Fantasy: Go-go-go!
(...) Well, you went over the edge. Back onto the deck. You need more coordination.
Fantasy:Hope the noble has a "terrible accident".
(...) You are sorely disappointed.
FW: MORE CHURNING.
(...) The churning stops completely. Awwwww...
Fantasy: Attempt to crash into Mt Helmath
(...) Filling with PURE PIRATE RAGE, you somehow manage to lift the ship slightly above the water through sheer force of will! It's not nearly enough to send a navy frigate into the side of a volcano, but the ship speeds ahead and lands with a resounding splash less than 20 meters from the island!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Breaking a motorboat.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Concentrating.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Navigating via PIRATE RAGE.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Feeling disappointment.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 |
Sword | Musket | Musket Ammo x35 | Barrel of Gunpowder
Wounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken LegAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Administrator
DescriptionCurrently: Laying on the deck. Again.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor