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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 299587 times)

Gatleos

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I can't help but notice the only one to succeed in the fantasy world was the one who set the dwarf on fire.
And the one who ran at him with a powder keg strapped to his back...
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 38: 2KNO3+S+3C→K2S+N2+3CO2]
« Reply #436 on: February 09, 2011, 04:01:28 pm »

I AM DERM, DESTROYER OF SHIPS. ALSO PROGENITOR OF FLUFFY ANIMALS.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 38: 2KNO3+S+3C→K2S+N2+3CO2]
« Reply #437 on: February 09, 2011, 04:48:53 pm »

Meta: ready my mop
Fantasy:" Keep that fire away from my VodkaGunpowder!"Get the barrel away from urist.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 38: 2KNO3+S+3C→K2S+N2+3CO2]
« Reply #438 on: February 09, 2011, 06:16:05 pm »

Meta: Tear the gauze off of my face.
Fantasy: Calmly stop screaming and stand there.
"My apologies, gentlemen."
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 38: 2KNO3+S+3C→K2S+N2+3CO2]
« Reply #439 on: February 09, 2011, 06:35:03 pm »

"My apologies, gentlemen."
The thought of a Dwarf with his beard on fire calmly stating "My apologies, gentlemen" makes me laugh out loud every time I think of it.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 38: 2KNO3+S+3C→K2S+N2+3CO2]
« Reply #440 on: February 09, 2011, 07:33:12 pm »

Meta: Examine pedestal further

Fantasy: Fall on my spring shoes, then bounce and smother Urist's beard.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 38: 2KNO3+S+3C→K2S+N2+3CO2]
« Reply #441 on: February 09, 2011, 09:39:40 pm »

You know, the turn's name is actually relevant. Care to guess how?

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Turn 39
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META TURN:
A pedestal...

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Tension

Actions
RW: Get off my ass and check out the grinding noise.. (Why was I spending so much time on here?)
(...) You awkwardly climb onto the mecha spider and head down the hall toward the noise and sector 5.
Meta: Loot!
(...) Loot? What loot?
Meta: ready my mop
(...) You snap your mop in half. Why would you do that?!
Meta: Tear the gauze off of my face.
(...) You tie the gauze into a seemingly impossible-to-untie knot while trying to take it off.
Meta: Examine pedestal further
(...) John is rolling all over you, you can't get up.

The metal grinding noise gets louder, sounds like it's coming from the ceiling.

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Riding on the mecha-spider.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Laying on his face.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Looking through the storage room.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Destroying his weapons.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Broken Nose
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Following Frederick.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Light Bleeding | Broken Hand
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now


Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 10, 2011, 05:37:12 pm by Gatleos »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #442 on: February 09, 2011, 09:53:42 pm »

Oh lord so much fail. Followed by a surprisingly proportional amount of success.

Meta: Loot using TELEKINESIS

Fantasy: Sail away, sail away, sail away...

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #443 on: February 09, 2011, 10:19:38 pm »

Meta: Run away from the pedestal, then use a rubber glove to fix my mop.
Fantasy: kill the nobleyell at the noble to heal my leg.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2011, 10:22:14 pm by HighEndNoob »
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #444 on: February 09, 2011, 10:23:13 pm »

GUNPOWDER.

RW: Get to the hallway just outside sec 5 and peek inside. Look for possible source of grinding while staying in the relative safety of the hallway.

FW: Churn up water in back of boat and basically make the ship as a thing unto speedboat.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #445 on: February 09, 2011, 10:24:52 pm »

Meta: "Kyle... I'm gonna be on ya like [insert something witty here] when this is over."
Fantasy: Oh no... can't resist... set a mandate on mussel crafts and begin fishing with my bare hands to fulfill it.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #446 on: February 09, 2011, 10:40:26 pm »

You don't learn, do you Derm? :P

Just need Frelock, and we're ready for another turn. Jeez.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #447 on: February 09, 2011, 10:41:22 pm »

Meta: "Kyle... I'm gonna be on ya like [insert something witty here] when this is over."
Fantasy: Oh no... can't resist... set a mandate on mussel crafts and begin fishing with my bare hands to fulfill it.
White on rice glued to a paper bowl of milk in a blizzard?
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #448 on: February 09, 2011, 10:42:14 pm »

Because "wait around for shit to happen" is boring.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 39: tnediccA etanutrofnU]
« Reply #449 on: February 10, 2011, 12:18:36 am »

Meanwhile, in the, um, past:
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